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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #75 on: June 07, 2013, 04:50:57 PM »
best man sucks if the groom is planning his own party.

i'm not actually the one getting married.

thats good...

IMHO Vegas is playd out for BPs.    Go somewhere like Chicago, NYC, or tropical.

this BP needs to be stereotypical and completely overdone. it's the first for this group of bros.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #76 on: June 07, 2013, 05:12:57 PM »
Anyone that says Vegas is played out for bachelor parties is a 200% complete dumbass

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #77 on: June 07, 2013, 05:25:13 PM »
Anyone that says Vegas is played out for bachelor parties is a 200% complete dumbass

can't believe goEMAWer's come to vegas all the time, and the only one i've ever met is crappy stevedave.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #78 on: June 07, 2013, 05:28:34 PM »
until further notice, I'd like to go to vegas at least once a year.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2013, 12:16:13 PM »
vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2013, 12:31:05 PM »
vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.

sounds like you've got it all figured out. Should be a blast, blast.

I would add In n Out for lunch at some point but I am not a cool kid

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2013, 08:17:26 PM »
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #82 on: July 01, 2013, 01:03:31 PM »
vegas bachelor party this weekend. the venetian, two bella suites. cirque du soleil on friday night, bottle service saturday night at sapphire gentlemen's club.

was it fun?
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #83 on: July 01, 2013, 02:27:03 PM »
guys i dont know if emawblast made it back
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #84 on: July 01, 2013, 02:54:41 PM »
guys i dont know if emawblast made it back
Who cares about him...someone said Vegas isn't suitable for a fun time on a bachelor party.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #85 on: July 01, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
vegas was built for bachelor parties.  I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party.  btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #86 on: July 01, 2013, 03:26:59 PM »
vegas was built for bachelor parties.  I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party.  btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #87 on: July 01, 2013, 08:23:17 PM »
vegas was built for bachelor parties.  I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party.  btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well

no, actually it god damn wasn't

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #88 on: July 01, 2013, 10:05:09 PM »
vegas was built for bachelor parties.  I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party.  btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well

new orleans has its own rich history.  las vegas literally exists as a place for americans to go do reckless stupid crap and then come back home.
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« Reply #89 on: July 01, 2013, 10:14:48 PM »
"New Orleans is Las Vegas covered in gravy."  --TrustTheDust
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #90 on: July 01, 2013, 10:32:52 PM »
vegas was built for bachelor parties.  I can't imagine the kind of person who doesn't want to go to vegas for a bachelor party.  btw, spearmint rhino >>>>> sapphire.
New Orleans was built for them as well

new orleans has its own rich history.  las vegas literally exists as a place for americans to go do reckless stupid crap and then come back home.

One could argue that thousands or millions of Americans did reckless stupid crap in rebuilding New Orleans after Katrina , but that doesn't have anything to do with this thread.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2013, 10:43:30 PM »
"New Orleans is Las Vegas covered in gravy."  --TrustTheDust

Just shut up about New Orleans already.  It's not Vegas.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2013, 10:51:44 PM »
Two oven pizzas and 2 pounds of hamburger and a shitload of cheese and other stuff, made into one enormous burger where the buns are pizzas.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #93 on: July 01, 2013, 10:58:10 PM »
Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?

I cant think of one positive quality in  N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #94 on: July 01, 2013, 11:38:12 PM »
Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?

I cant think of one positive quality in  N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...

Neither compares to Fargo.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #95 on: July 02, 2013, 07:51:05 AM »
Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?

I cant think of one positive quality in  N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...

Neither compares to Fargo.
Which obviously doesn't compare to Manhattan.






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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #96 on: July 02, 2013, 08:16:29 AM »
Why is new orleans even in the same sentence as Vegas?

I cant think of one positive quality in  N.O. The town absolutely smells, theres trash everywhere. Your chances of getting raped and murdered in the same night are significantly higher than Vegas. I know Vegas has its questionable areas but holy...

they have good food down there.  and the culture, while diluted, is also something to see.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #97 on: July 02, 2013, 09:19:40 AM »
My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there  :ohno:

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #98 on: July 02, 2013, 09:26:36 AM »
My bachelor party is in a little more than 24 hours. Just found out yesterday my plane ticket is to Seattle. I am not entirely positive we will be staying there  :ohno:

bring your rain jacket, etc.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #99 on: July 02, 2013, 09:37:29 AM »
hey asava have a great time ok?  :party: