Bachelor Parties

[Dugout DickStone]

Bunch of rookies in here.

Yes, I am definitely a public pool HJ virgin

Get off (lol) Rock's case then.

[TownieCat]

Spent this past weekend in Colorado for a 4 day/3 night BP. Lots of beers and laughs with my college bros, but no underwater HJs (that I know of).

I thought it was a great time until I read the last couple of pages of this thread. Did my group BP wrong? 

[RockState2000]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

[RockState2000]

Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.

I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? 

[Dugout DickStone]

Hell yeah RS

[j-dub]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

oh sweet. medieval rubbing torture plus blue balls. sounds swell. show my ready to be abused dick where to sign 

 

[420seriouscat69]

RS is rough ridin' kicking down doors in this thread.

[RockState2000]

Agreed. Not a cool thing to do to a guy, but whatevs. In the moment, I wasn't complaining. 

(albeit against my better judgement and feeling like I'm giving in, I'll admit it's pretty trashy, but eff it, when in 'Cancun of the Midwest')

[Emo EMAW]

Blue balls is an invented condition to coerce the unwilling into finishing what they started. 

[mocat]

hey morons, maybe RockState2000 forgot to mention that this bach party took place in late July '96 so technically he was still in ninth grade, which makes this whole thing a horse of a different color

[RockState2000]

Blue balls is an invented condition to coerce the unwilling into finishing what they started. 

Brilliant man who invented that.

[TownieCat]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

Nearly everyone in the group was either married or in a committed relationship, and all are very respectful people. Remind me to avoid BPs in the Ozarks...

[RockState2000]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

Nearly everyone in the group was either married or in a committed relationship, and all are very respectful people. Remind me to avoid BPs in the Ozarks...

^^^ BP fail

[TownieCat]

You're right. We should've invited some single people that we really don't like. It would've been a much better time.

[Spracne]

lol @ wacky trying to tell anyone how to have a good BP.

[Emo EMAW]

Found RS2k's BP party pool pic!

[Cartierfor3]

Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.

I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? 

I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.

[TownieCat]

Based on the angle of 3rd girl from the left's right arm my guess is RS2k is the backwards hat bro. 'grats, RS2k!

[RockState2000]

Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.

I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? 

I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.

CF3 voted for the pasties in MO. Thanks, bud.

[michigancat]

I guess a pool HJ that doesn't go all the way isn't so bad.

[Cartierfor3]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

Duh that's what I'm saying. Best bachelor parties are full of skanks just handing out J's left and right, then crush a few bud lights, crank some Rob Zombie, head to the pool and just party.

[Spracne]

No finish... whoever said lubricacity was all wrong nailed it. Girl just really liked RS2k and wanted to tease of what could come later.

I'd say if no bro got any sort of J, you did your bp wrong.

Duh that's what I'm saying. Best bachelor parties are full of skanks just handing out J's left and right, then crush a few bud lights, crank some Rob Zombie, head to the pool and just party.

Yup, this is BP Econ 101.  The number of jobs is directly proportional to the overall success of the BP.

[Emo EMAW]

Hey my bud cf3 don't forget System of a Down, mmkay? 

[Cartierfor3]

Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.

I'm fairly positive that strippers are supposed to leave any idea of who they are at the door. And for that matter, a lot of their dignity. Isn't that a lot of the idea? 

I'm total agreement. They are not people. They are trash Hos and its our job as stud bros to never let them forget that. Usually I just throw garbage in their faces, then crank some ICP, crush a few bud lights, and head for the pool.

CF3 voted for the pasties in MO. Thanks, bud.

No way bro. No way. You know some stupid woman was behind that move. I don't know why we ever let women talk let alone read or vote bro. If there's one thing I hate its when bitches open their mouths and talk. Uh, excuse me! Less talking more Pool HJs please!

Now pass my ass a bud light and crank the System of A Down. Lets head to the pool bro!

[RockState2000]

I'll be at Jones Pool (rip) with our Big XII logo. Bud Light Platinums on lock.