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Offline RockState2000

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #225 on: July 02, 2014, 12:34:16 PM »
Hater's gonna hate.  :blah:
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #226 on: July 02, 2014, 12:44:33 PM »
Of course the guy who talks about getting "HJs" at the ozarks on the internet says "haters gonna hate".

When was the last time you said Brosef Stalin?
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #227 on: July 02, 2014, 12:47:00 PM »
He's a fantastic caricature of a bro and just general bro-ery.  It's weird that he's an actual human. 
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #228 on: July 02, 2014, 12:50:59 PM »
Its almost like that stripper considered herself an actual person. Good thing you and your bros set that ho bag straight RockState. When are Hos gonna realize they don't count as people? I mean, she's a working Mom with 2 kids living in the Ozarks and stripping for bro bachelor parties. Obviously she needs cool studs like RockState to kick her when she's down. If I ever met a ho like that I'd crush some Bud Lights, crank the Kid Rock Greatest hits, and treat her like the piece of trash she is then brag about it.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #229 on: July 02, 2014, 12:54:10 PM »
Your forgot to say that you'd get an HJ in the hotel pool by some rando hobag (implied that you ejaculated in the pool).  BROS!!!!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #230 on: July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM »
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #231 on: July 02, 2014, 01:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks

no HJ's in the pool?

not sure how you passed that up  :dunno:
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #232 on: July 02, 2014, 01:12:33 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks
Would expect nothing less.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #233 on: July 02, 2014, 01:14:04 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 02, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks

no HJ's in the pool?

not sure how you passed that up  :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #234 on: July 02, 2014, 01:14:49 PM »
please give the coordinates of that pool you creampied so I can stay 1000 miles away from there
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #235 on: July 02, 2014, 01:20:54 PM »
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 01:14:04 PM

Quote from: j-dub on July 02, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks

no HJ's in the pool?

not sure how you passed that up  :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.


Gonna win 'em all!

(bj's don't count right?)
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #236 on: July 02, 2014, 01:27:51 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on July 02, 2014, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: slobber on July 02, 2014, 01:14:04 PM

Quote from: j-dub on July 02, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Quote from: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 01:00:22 PM
i kept it classy in the real cancun of the midwest, folks

no HJ's in the pool?

not sure how you passed that up  :dunno:
Guys, let he is without HJ's in the pool cast the first stone.


Gonna win 'em all!

(bj's don't count right?)

I don't think so. Probably need a rock state ruling.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #237 on: July 02, 2014, 01:28:51 PM »
I can't believe anyone would #fanningbrag about an hj.  :Wha:
« Last Edit: July 02, 2014, 01:53:00 PM by WackyCat08 »
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #238 on: July 02, 2014, 01:52:28 PM »
I think RS is pretty metal.  You do you Rock.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #239 on: July 02, 2014, 01:53:53 PM »
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 02, 2014, 01:28:51 PM
I can't believe anyone would 3fanningbrag about an hj.  :Wha:

Maybe in 9th grade this would be fanningbrag material.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #240 on: July 02, 2014, 01:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 02, 2014, 01:53:53 PM
Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 02, 2014, 01:28:51 PM
I can't believe anyone would 3fanningbrag about an hj.  :Wha:

Maybe in 9th grade this would be fanningbrag material.
:thumbs: Hey now, this guy likes to rock out, with his crock out!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #241 on: July 02, 2014, 01:57:51 PM »
I can count the number of handjobs I have gotten in public pools from total stranger on 1 hand so good for all you public hand job studs.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #242 on: July 02, 2014, 01:58:06 PM »
An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #243 on: July 02, 2014, 01:59:05 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on July 02, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
An HJ (to completion) in a pool sounds pretty much awful, even if it's from someone you love.

It's not so bad, Russ
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #244 on: July 02, 2014, 01:59:21 PM »
Sounds about as bad as this one.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #245 on: July 02, 2014, 01:59:28 PM »
Rusty brings up a great point about the lubricity being all wrong.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #246 on: July 02, 2014, 02:00:14 PM »
I can't imagine how frustrated i'd be if that's all that was happening.  :curse:
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #247 on: July 02, 2014, 02:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2014, 01:59:28 PM
Rusty brings up a great point about the lubricity being all wrong.

medieval effing torture i tell ya
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #248 on: July 02, 2014, 02:25:51 PM »
Bunch of rookies in here.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #249 on: July 02, 2014, 02:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2014, 02:25:51 PM
Bunch of rookies in here.

Yes, I am definitely a public pool HJ virgin
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