JJ's on the Plaza just blew up...

[Phil Titola]

lol at KC geography talk

Important stuff.  Ryan Schultz did this.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Midtown is one of the last remaining places in the u.s. that has pornography theatres.  That's right, a theatre where you pay to watch porno in a large room with other strange men who are also jerking off.  It is awful

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Hyde Park is awesome if you like robberies and street drugs.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Midtown is one of the last remaining places in the u.s. that has pornography theatres.  That's right, a theatre where you pay to watch porno in a large room with other strange men who are also jerking off.  It is awful

don't leave kc much, huh? color me shocked, rube.

[Pete]

Midtown is one of the last remaining places in the u.s. that has pornography theatres.  That's right, a theatre where you pay to watch porno in a large room with other strange men who are also jerking off.  It is awful

don't leave kc much, huh? color me shocked, rube.

I don't think that there is a porno theatre there.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Midtown is one of the last remaining places in the u.s. that has pornography theatres.  That's right, a theatre where you pay to watch porno in a large room with other strange men who are also jerking off.  It is awful

don't leave kc much, huh? color me shocked, rube.

Interested in hearing your porno theatre stories, stud

[Dr Rick Daris]

Midtown is one of the last remaining places in the u.s. that has pornography theatres.  That's right, a theatre where you pay to watch porno in a large room with other strange men who are also jerking off.  It is awful

don't leave kc much, huh? color me shocked, rube.

Interested in hearing your porno theatre stories, stud

not very interesting really, but ok. i've been to a bunch of other cities in the US where i've either walked or driven past them and visually seen them with my eyes.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Bunch of other cities, eh?  Did you stud out?

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Seriously, there can't be more than 2 dozen porno theatres left in the whole US and midtown has two of them.

Do they even make porno on film anymore, or do they just re-run sweaty hairy 80s porn? 

[Dr Rick Daris]

GUYS! GET THIS! IT'S A LARGE ROOM WITH PORN AND PEOPLE JUST JERKING OFF AND THERE IS LITERALLY ALMOST NOWHERE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

And there are two of these places in Midtown 

[420seriouscat69]

I can't imagine needing a porn theatre these days. Everything is in the palm of your hand (cell phone) now.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

I can't imagine needing a porn theatre these days. Everything is in the palm of your hand (cell phone) now.

Tell us about this time in your life when you needed a porno theatre, ya know, before you had your celly

[pissclams]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is. 

[Pete]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is.

The places you describe occupy about a contiguous 1000 square yards of this "midtown" you refer to, correct?

[wabash909]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is.

Velvet Dog is closing.   

Being replaced by "Barrel 31". http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/30/4787954/barrel-31-to-open-in-the-former.html

[wabash909]

Seriously, there can't be more than 2 dozen porno theatres left in the whole US and midtown has two of them.

Do they even make porno on film anymore, or do they just re-run sweaty hairy 80s porn?

There are no porn theaters in Midtown.  Lol.  WTF.


 

[star seed 7]

that's weird, velvet dog was always packed when i've been there.

[420seriouscat69]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is.

Velvet Dog is closing.   

Being replaced by "Barrel 31". http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/30/4787954/barrel-31-to-open-in-the-former.html

It was only a matter of time for velvet.

[puniraptor]

austin has more porn theaters than chain restaurants

[mocat]

velvet dog is just being renamed and re-done, same ownership. they're going to have 7000 different whiskeys or something stupid like that.

midtown is rough ridin' great, especially hyde park you dipshit. "herp derp crime and drugs and i have no idea because i don't live there" i mean there are just butt loads of awesome 100+ year old 3BR houses that have been remodeled and you can buy them for under $150k. it will absolutely explode in the next 5 years with young homeowners looking to avoid the endless beige nightmare. troost is the next street that is going to be revitalized with new businesses. have you seen what is happening on Armour?

i have lived in Southmoreland for 2+ years and i love it.

also i love coal vines.

[pissclams]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is.

The places you describe occupy about a contiguous 1000 square yards of this "midtown" you refer to, correct?

those are some of the places in midtown which i knew you would recognize, yes.

[Pete]

I'd heard long time ago that osco might be whole foods.  Not gonna happen, but point is osco is fn huge.  big enough to be a grocery store. 

whole foods is going in near 51st and Main.  they'd die a quick death in midtown.  also, midtown is ok in my book, tower tavern, velvet dog, sol cantina, there's nothing wrong with these places.

and jfc pete not knowing what crossroads is.

The places you describe occupy about a contiguous 1000 square yards of this "midtown" you refer to, correct?

those are some of the places in midtown which i knew you would recognize, yes.

Don't forget Penn Valley community college.  That's a place you would recognize! LOSER!

[mocat]

i have seen lights on in the osco at night a few times recently, looked like somebody was doing something in there. seems like such a great space, it would be great if somebody would take it over and get that clock back to working

[Trim]

Very fuzzy on the details, but I was plazapak'n with somebody here, chicat maybe, and 'clams called and was wanting us to come to JJ's that neither of us had heard of.  Everyone was pak'd and we thought he was saying KJ's and I suspected he was at his home that he'd nicknamed KJ's for the aggieville bar.  We're at his front door trying to get a hold of him and he calls and we finally realize he's at JJ's not far away.  Go there and had 2 or 3 cheese pizzas ordered one at a time.

It had to have been during Cats football season because we were singing Fire & Ice and showing strangers the youtube video on my phone.  Maybe one of the Farmageddon weekends.