Shame Yourself

[puniraptor]

last night I ate leftover so long's rasberry bean dip from 2013 that I found in the back of my fridge and reheated it.

this can't be real

NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES (?)

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

RIP RickRampus

[RickRampus]

It was from the last week of December, I was pretty apprehensive, but pak'd, so I just smelled it a lot and it didn't raise any red flags.  Nuked the crap out of it, stirred it up, nuked again and then ate it while watching House of Cards.  So far, no negative consequences. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Rick must have good genes

[Hingle_McCringleberry_KSU]

Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.

[puniraptor]

Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.

plenty of fish dot commm

[cDubya]

I was just about to post : sdeek : as a comment reply. Then I noticed I wasn't on gE and it wouldn't work. I was all 

[Mr Bread]

Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.

Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug."  That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know.  Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly.  What you do with that knowledge is up to you. 

[puniraptor]

Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.

Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug."  That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know.  Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly.  What you do with that knowledge is up to you.

Keep sawing wood and maybe before long, we'll see you post in the brag about some stud thing thread about how you turned a handshake into a kiss 

[ksupamplemousse]

8mp and I got pretty drunk after the KU game last weekend, and I spent about an hour trying to convince him that Funky Town was one of the best 100 songs of all time. Probably top ten for dumbest crap I've ever said. I was sad the next day when I sobered up and realized what a dumbass I can be sometimes.

[mocat]

Went on a blind date, that was set up by a friend. She was a heavier girl, as I remember. After the date was over she went in for a hug, & I stuck out out my hand for a handshake, and then got the hell out of there.

Sounds like your friend rates your looks as "fat girl you wouldn't hug."  That's a hard truth, but one you needed to know.  Today is the first day of your life as an ugly person that knows they're ugly.  What you do with that knowledge is up to you.

i think a lot of it has to do with "gets stoned when he has important stuff to do later and then decides (while stoned) that he wants to get 'crunk' and listen to music with loads and loads of words in it." take that info and do with it what you will as well

[Mr Bread]

He's ugly though. 

[Hingle_McCringleberry_KSU]

He's ugly though.

The friend was a girl, & every one knows chicks don't know how ugly their friends are, but know how hot their friends are....Very odd.

[star seed 7]

Girls absolutely know their ugly friends.

[420seriouscat69]

I just finally learned how to tie a tie this weekend. For years I would get frustrated by watching my dad try to teach me and from several youtube videos. I didn't have the patience for it, so I kept all my ties tied when I was done with the day and hung them that way. It took Ms Wackysquawk's bro to finally teach me an easier way after being pak'd from the KU-K-State game last Saturday. It's still a little blury, but I think I got this now. 

[Gooch]

I'm going to the KU OSU game Saturday

[420seriouscat69]

I'm going to the KU OSU game Saturday

[ShellShock]

Cooked a box of mac and cheese at midnight last night because I was slightly hungry...ended up eating the whole box.

[michigancat]

Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

[jmlynch1]

Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

fully blind? Wtf would that guy have a touchscreen phone?

[michigancat]

Blind guy on the train is trying to use an iphone and failing miserably - just swiping and pushing the screen and nothing is happening and I think it is one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

fully blind? Wtf would that guy have a touchscreen phone?

I doubt he was fully blind, but he had on shades and had a guide dog. He didn't seem to be trying to see what he was doing even though he seemed to be trying to accomplish something.

[EMAWmeister]

For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD

[Asteriskhead]

For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD

I knew it wasn't TBJ, but I really had no idea who it was. The tv thread bump was what revealed it.

[CNS]

For the last idk, month or so, I thought Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq was Applejacke/TBJ and not CFoD

I knew it wasn't TBJ, but I really had no idea who it was. The tv thread bump was what revealed it.

It's a pretty great name change, though


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[Cartierfor3]

Edited: I don't want this out there.

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