This t-shirt...seeing this t-shirt right here changed my life. Here is my testimony:
I woke up this morning in my usual KSUBlumpkin way: cried over KSU loss, searched out some chunklords, ate a bowl of Wheaties and went to work. I clicked on this very thread and heard (what I believe to be) Jesus speaking to me as I gazed into this cotton equestrian masterpiece. Jesus said: "Blumps, you've given the fatties too much love. It's time you tap Bill Self's wife." Jesus said it...and so it is written.
This t-shirt has given me new hope, a new hope I haven't experienced since I watched Star Wars: A New Hope as a young blumps. I, like the rebel alliance, now understand my (to quote the great singer/song writer Michael W. Smith) "my place in this world." My place in this world is to motor-boat Bill Self's wife.
God Bless each and every one of you.