Email from Grandma EMO:
"Emo EMAW: I have received two bank statements since Christmas and neither shows that you cashed the check which you should have received when we opened presents. On M & G's Christmas tree I hung two envelopes; one for ***** and one for you and Mrs. Emo EMAW - each had a $50 check enclosed because I just didn't know what to get for presents.
Let me know if you did not get the check and I will cancel that one and send you a new one! Sorry - Grandma"
So I write back:
"Hey Grandma, I didn't cash it, and I won't. I'm using it as a bookmark in the book you got me. No need to give money for gifts. Your company, good stories, and wisdom I value much more.
Love, Emo EMAW"
She replies:
"How nice of you to say those things about me! I must say you are stretching it a bit saying that I have "wisdom" though! Perhaps I have absorbed bit more in my 91+ years than I realized! Anyway, I just wanted to be sure that the check was not floating around someplace and would louse up my bookkeeping if some strange person cashed it eventually. I wish we could visit more some time - would love to hear about your travels, etc. Grandma"