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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #300 on: August 29, 2013, 01:14:44 PM »
This seems kinda San Francisco-y.  Unionized strip club, building's rent tripled in 12 years. Is this in a "hot" part of town Rusty?

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Rent-bump-forces-Lusty-Lady-to-grind-to-halt-4747643.php

It's where there are a ton of strip clubs, not particularly "hot" relative to the rest of the City.

I did find a great yelp review of the place, though:

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+1 for unions and female empowerment or whatever

If you ever wanted to masturbate nonchalantly while talking to nude strange women this is the spot. I came (ha ha ha lol) around 3PM on a weekday so it wasn't too crowded and the stench of ejaculate wasn't too prevalent. The ladies ranged from above-average to rugged and you're not gonna see any bleach-blonde faketit baldsnatch. They mainly look like decent looking girls you eye**** on the bus and at coffee places.

Some tips -

*Save time and money by coming in primed and ready. The women don't do anything terribly exciting from an dancing standpoint, so if you're into lingering for hours you're better off going to tha horse or something. I had just eaten a large meal and wasn't in the mood, but who can pass up a coverless peepshow? I'll come in with a semi next time and spend less duckets.

*Pay enough (once you're comfortably situated) to finish in the allotted time. Whipping out more cash and feeding the machine mid-sesh is annoying.

*If you drop a dollar, just leave it. Even if you're not that grossed out, after you finally peel it off the floor it might not be machine compatible.

*You can see other patrons, so if the dancers aren't doing it for you, you can try to make eye contact and make things creepy.

Happy wanking!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-lusty-lady-san-francisco

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #301 on: August 29, 2013, 02:43:19 PM »
This seems kinda San Francisco-y.  Unionized strip club, building's rent tripled in 12 years. Is this in a "hot" part of town Rusty?

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Rent-bump-forces-Lusty-Lady-to-grind-to-halt-4747643.php

It's where there are a ton of strip clubs, not particularly "hot" relative to the rest of the City.

I did find a great yelp review of the place, though:

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+1 for unions and female empowerment or whatever

If you ever wanted to masturbate nonchalantly while talking to nude strange women this is the spot. I came (ha ha ha lol) around 3PM on a weekday so it wasn't too crowded and the stench of ejaculate wasn't too prevalent. The ladies ranged from above-average to rugged and you're not gonna see any bleach-blonde faketit baldsnatch. They mainly look like decent looking girls you eye**** on the bus and at coffee places.

Some tips -

*Save time and money by coming in primed and ready. The women don't do anything terribly exciting from an dancing standpoint, so if you're into lingering for hours you're better off going to tha horse or something. I had just eaten a large meal and wasn't in the mood, but who can pass up a coverless peepshow? I'll come in with a semi next time and spend less duckets.

*Pay enough (once you're comfortably situated) to finish in the allotted time. Whipping out more cash and feeding the machine mid-sesh is annoying.

*If you drop a dollar, just leave it. Even if you're not that grossed out, after you finally peel it off the floor it might not be machine compatible.

*You can see other patrons, so if the dancers aren't doing it for you, you can try to make eye contact and make things creepy.

Happy wanking!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-lusty-lady-san-francisco

holy crap, i knew it

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #302 on: August 29, 2013, 02:44:58 PM »
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I'll come in with a semi next time and spend less duckets.

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #303 on: August 29, 2013, 02:48:32 PM »

my god. san franciscoans need to get a hobby.
I think the problem is being San Fransiscoans IS their hobby.


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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #304 on: August 29, 2013, 05:55:00 PM »

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #305 on: August 29, 2013, 05:59:35 PM »
I know someone in this:

http://www.refinery29.com/biker-style#slide-1

Also, the jobs of these people are soooooo San Francisco

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #306 on: August 29, 2013, 06:15:45 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #307 on: August 29, 2013, 07:16:51 PM »
I know someone in this:

http://www.refinery29.com/biker-style#slide-1

This made me angry for some reason.

Me, too. Kinda. I think it's our midwesternerism coming out. We look at bikes as functional tools and not glim glam bling bling fashion accessories.

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #308 on: August 29, 2013, 08:57:45 PM »
All I saw was a bunch of unattractive fuckfaces trying really hard to be unique.  Thumbs up from this commentator.  I love a good self-important fuckface slide show. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #309 on: August 29, 2013, 09:00:58 PM »
It isn't about bikes at all.  Totally consistent with my college campus theory.

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #310 on: August 29, 2013, 09:27:41 PM »
It isn't about bikes at all.  Totally consistent with my college campus theory.

It's a great theory.

Also, right now everyone is talking about how empty and fantastic it is with Burning Man going on. It's kind of like the opposite of homecoming for a lot of people.

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #311 on: August 29, 2013, 09:30:23 PM »
"Karl the Fog" has 25k followers on twitter and is really quite revered by SF'ians: https://twitter.com/KarlTheFog



Similar to a campus tradition that no one outside of campus finds funny/interesting/endearing

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #312 on: August 29, 2013, 09:33:17 PM »
Wind tunnel made me  :D
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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #313 on: August 29, 2013, 09:36:56 PM »
Oh god

Quote from: Karl the Fog
I live by the motto “fog hard, play hard.”

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #314 on: September 06, 2013, 02:54:45 PM »
http://kentbrew.github.io/profiling-atherton/

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Back in April, the grossly rich town of Atherton sent President Obama the bill for his trip to the Peninsula community. When the president told Atherton where the town could shove its bill, city leaders then tried to shakedown the homeowners who hosted the president. They even went as far as threatening to place a lien on the homes.

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2013/09/atherton_obama.php

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #315 on: September 06, 2013, 08:37:58 PM »
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We fell on the sword for that one

you've gotta be rough ridin' kidding me.  that's hilarious cmmc

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #316 on: September 09, 2013, 10:33:05 AM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: San Francisco things
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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #318 on: September 12, 2013, 10:38:01 PM »

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #319 on: September 12, 2013, 10:53:46 PM »


what on earth

also are you in town? that's great because I'm leaving tomorrow.

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« Reply #320 on: September 12, 2013, 11:15:26 PM »



what on earth

also are you in town? that's great because I'm leaving tomorrow.

Now through Saturday. .... I'm at the academy of science nite life thing (awesome) and that is icicle drip based electronic music art thing (lol). Want to  get tourist crab hoagies for lunch?

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #321 on: September 12, 2013, 11:42:58 PM »
wow, great choice, puni. I've never been to that but I've been wanting to go for a long time. I'm leaving tomorrow morning. :frown:

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Re: San Francisco things
« Reply #322 on: September 12, 2013, 11:44:07 PM »
well this makes me sad.  would've been a great encounter

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« Reply #323 on: September 12, 2013, 11:51:16 PM »
well this makes me sad.  would've been a great encounter

puni and I have already met! In a place slightly different from SF!

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« Reply #324 on: September 12, 2013, 11:51:30 PM »

wow, great choice, puni. I've never been to that but I've been wanting to go for a long time. I'm leaving tomorrow morning. :frown:

Dammit, dropped ball here. Kind of was a last minute decision. Would recommend though. Super Duper awesome.