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Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« on: February 04, 2013, 09:29:25 AM »
http://cjonline.com/sports/2013-02-02/self-we-dont-have-point-guard

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“It’s sad,” Self said. “We were definitely a better team with (Johnson) sitting down next to us and putting somebody else in the game.”

“I should’ve been playing (White) before,” Self added. “He gave us a chance to be in the game.”


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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 09:34:57 AM »
self:  hey elijah, i know you're not a point guard but i'm going to play you at  the 1 this season.  don't worry- we know there will be growing pains but i think it's best for you and best for the team if you make the switch from the 2.  we need you, big guy.  here's your chance to step up.

ej:  sure thing coach, whatever you think is best for the team

self:  we were definitely a better team with (Johnson) sitting down next to us and putting somebody else in the game, i should have played his back up instead.


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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 09:37:37 AM »
EJ probably headed for a violation of team rules and dismissal from team.
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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 09:58:56 AM »
EJ probably headed for a violation of team rules and dismissal from team.
has that ever happened to a KU player?
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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 11:09:28 AM »
Bill might of added you have been on campus for 3 years and I have failed to find quality pg but this is all your fault.

Also, the thread title made me think this was about a real like bus accident involving Self and Doc


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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2013, 11:23:55 AM »
How long until EJ gets EJ sr involved and Cheyenne Zulu gets a private meeting going?

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 01:03:36 PM »
How long until EJ gets EJ sr involved and Cheyenne Zulu gets a private meeting going?



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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2013, 01:26:46 PM »
That BB looks abnormally far away.  Is that the little bb that Pizza Hut used to give out in the early '90's? 

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2013, 01:27:34 PM »
“I should’ve been playing (White) before,” Self added. “He gave us a chance to be in the game.”

"But Massa...." :opcat:

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2013, 01:27:47 PM »
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How will Kansas respond?
The Jayhawks are 19-2, but there is definitely a "sky is falling" atmosphere in Lawrence following Saturday's home loss to Oklahoma State. Bill Self shredded his team in the postgame news conference -- "Physically, this is our softest group of all time," he said -- and fans are blasting players (particularly point guard Elijah Johnson) on message boards. KU has what should be an easy game at TCU on Wednesday, but beating Oklahoma in Norman on Saturday will be a tall task for a team that suddenly has a lot of question marks.

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2013, 01:34:14 PM »
How long until EJ gets EJ sr involved and Cheyenne Zulu gets a private meeting going?



LOL if this guy knows who contributed his extra chromosome.  :lol:

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2013, 01:43:47 PM »

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2013, 01:44:42 PM »
I think I had a brief heart attack when my browser pulled that picture up

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2013, 01:46:55 PM »
EJ probably headed for a violation of team rules and dismissal from team.
has that ever happened to a KU player?

It happened to Giddens after he was stabbed.

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2013, 02:11:30 PM »
Still butthurt about getting punked again in AFH West, I see.  That's our goEMAW. 

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2013, 02:12:23 PM »
Still butthurt about getting punked again in AFH West, I see.  That's our goEMAW.

It's true.  How should we handle it?

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2013, 02:16:28 PM »
Still butthurt about getting punked again in AFH West, I see.  That's our goEMAW.

Weak, beems. You know that this thread was going to exist and always would exist regardless of the sunflower shootout outcome.

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2013, 02:20:03 PM »

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2013, 02:25:25 PM »
Goodness gracious.



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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2013, 02:50:21 PM »
Still butthurt about getting punked again in AFH West, I see.  That's our goEMAW.

Weak, beems. You know that this thread was going to exist and always would exist regardless of the sunflower shootout outcome.


Yeah, I'm sure this has nothing to do with it:






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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2013, 02:51:12 PM »
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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2013, 03:00:03 PM »
BMWJayhawk, I was right about Naadir Tharpe and you were wrong. See, I copy/pasted this convo from last year so you could see:

All I know is that Naadir Tharpe wouldn't start for Manhattan High. He's absolutely terrible. So small and ugly too.

He is better than any of the guards on your roster, and I'm not kidding when I say that. 

He's garbage. I'm dead serious.



You're an idiot who knows nothing about basketball, or sports in general, for that matter.  I'm completely serious. 

Looks like I was right about Naadir in the headlights Tharpe. Kid just isn't ready for big time college basketball. TT has to play 33 minutes on a bum knee because Naadir can't play with Davidson?  Kid is lost out there.

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2013, 03:13:10 PM »
Still butthurt about getting punked again in AFH West, I see.  That's our goEMAW.

Weak, beems. You know that this thread was going to exist and always would exist regardless of the sunflower shootout outcome.


Yeah, I'm sure this has nothing to do with it:






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He's probably that surprised/excited everytime he manages to not cost his team the game.

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Re: Self warms up bus, runs over beetlejuice
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2013, 03:16:50 PM »
BMWJayhawk, I was right about Naadir Tharpe and you were wrong. See, I copy/pasted this convo from last year so you could see:

All I know is that Naadir Tharpe wouldn't start for Manhattan High. He's absolutely terrible. So small and ugly too.

He is better than any of the guards on your roster, and I'm not kidding when I say that. 

He's garbage. I'm dead serious.



You're an idiot who knows nothing about basketball, or sports in general, for that matter.  I'm completely serious. 

Looks like I was right about Naadir in the headlights Tharpe. Kid just isn't ready for big time college basketball. TT has to play 33 minutes on a bum knee because Naadir can't play with Davidson?  Kid is lost out there.


Tharpe has been KU's sixth man this season and is actually having a really solid year.  He's shooting 35% from three and 88% from the free throw line, and had a couple clutch buckets in KU's win over K-State.  You'll be even more wrong when he starts next season.