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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2013, 11:29:11 PM »
i want to slash the throat of every dumbass who thinks the farmer commercial was the best.

eff off, hicks.

the godaddy geek kiss was the best, and the second best was the doritos goat. 

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2013, 11:32:10 PM »
Me and MIR got into it on the twitters over my hatred of NOLA's existence (sorry SB I think?). Kind of a bummer.
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2013, 11:34:07 PM »
N.O., what a trash city.   :lol:

Hey, take the biggest stage on the planet and forget to pay the electric bill.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2013, 11:37:00 PM »
Dodge, Oreo, Bud, and Taco Bell were my favorites.

Thought it was a pretty good year :dunno:
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2013, 11:42:30 PM »
Oreo was the only funny one.

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Re: Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2013, 11:45:56 PM »
N.O., what a trash city.   :lol:

Hey, take the biggest stage on the planet and forget to pay the electric bill.

God should finish the job he started

We just shouldn't have rebuilt after god sent us that message.
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2013, 11:50:49 PM »

I liked the Budweiser Clydesdale commercial. But then I'm a hopeless sentimentalist, especially when it comes to beer and horses.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2013, 11:54:57 PM »
ksu should strike while the iron is hot and run a commercial with paul harvey's comments on us from after his landon lecture
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 03, 2013, 11:56:01 PM »
Phil Simms is awful awful awful. Worse than Troy Aikman

You could not be more wrong.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2013, 11:58:58 PM »
The farming one was original and intense if nothing else.

Oreo library whisper destruction was amazeballz.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2013, 01:37:48 AM »
The world needed somebody to drive 20 MPH on a major highway in an oversized tractor to disrupt traffic and make everybody else late, so God made farmers

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2013, 03:02:19 AM »
If you didn't like the halftime show, you're clearly racist.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2013, 05:42:27 AM »
Someone post the wally tweets.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2013, 06:10:16 AM »
The farming one was original and intense if nothing else.

Oreo library whisper destruction was amazeballz.

well it wasn't really original since there is a youtube of pretty the same thing from 2011. However, i guess they collaborated on it, so its good. still liked it.
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2013, 06:58:35 AM »
Someone post the wally tweets.
My moms really mad about those you guys.

***Oh, I thought we were talking about Wally Judge. Jaden and I got into a twitter fight last night.
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2013, 07:38:52 AM »
Lets not act as though farmers are rocket scientists. They plant crap.


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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2013, 07:42:36 AM »
Only in America could you have the Farmer commercial, have it end as advertising for a gas guzzling pick-up truck and have legions of people think it was the greatest thing ever . . . and I am neither a tree hugger, nor anti sentimentalism . . . but get real.


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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2013, 08:23:59 AM »
Only in America could you have the Farmer commercial, have it end as advertising for a gas guzzling pick-up truck and have legions of people think it was the greatest thing ever . . . and I am neither a tree hugger, nor anti sentimentalism . . . but get real.

Yeah, I was kind of disappointed when it ended up being a Dodge commercial. It would have been pretty amazing if someone like the FFA ponied up the cash to run a Super Bowl ad.

Still, it was the best super bowl commercial by far because they knew their target audience and put out something that is going to resonate with them for weeks.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2013, 08:32:44 AM »
Someone post the wally tweets.

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Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
I for one am not complaining, but is she gonna sing a song or just finish a verse or two and yell random words? Whatever. Just shake it girl

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Kelly Rowland?! Now we're talking...

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
"@SamuelDavidA: Is it just me or was there a huge lack of actual singing in that halftime performance?" Yup. Right on.

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Visually, that was bomb. But musically, give me Prince over that bologna any day. Back to football...

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
If you think this power outage was anything other than Beyonce's electrical shrine to herself, you're sadly mistaken. I dislike her.

Sean Kosednar ?@SeanKosednar
move over Silky @call_me_WALLACE is the biggest hater

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
@SeanKosednar "I'm the biggest hater!!!" ... For real though. What else would've caused it? Never been a fan of hers. It's been a good night

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Jay-Z is about to pay the NFL to say it was stadium tech's fault. Why? Because Beyonce told him to. She does no wrong. Can't be her fault.

Sean Kosednar ?@SeanKosednar
"@lovejessicaruth: @call_me_WALLACE sports is your area of expertise. Stick with that. :) Beyonce was amazing!!" Listen to the woman

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
@SeanKosednar @lovejessicaruth I love how I'm automatically a villain because I'm apparently the only one who doesn't worship her.

Maybe he looks at Beyonce Knowles and sees Beyokonce Knonowles? Stupid if so. He is just a massive contrarian. Maybe that's why he provides "opposite day" type recruiting info.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2013, 08:35:08 AM »
95% of the farmers I know are rough ridin' lazy worthless pieces of rough ridin' crap that couldn't make anything else of their life so they had to go back to the family farm...eff those lazy ass hick fucks

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2013, 08:37:39 AM »
95% of the farmers I know are rough ridin' lazy worthless pieces of rough ridin' crap that couldn't make anything else of their life so they had to go back to the family farm...eff those lazy ass hick fucks

Most of the farmers I know who own family farms are millionaires, so I guess it worked out for them.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2013, 08:51:12 AM »
Farmers who enjoyed that farmers commercial... :goodbyecruelworld:
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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2013, 08:54:54 AM »
If you haven't been blocked by wallace yet on twitter, you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2013, 08:56:07 AM »
95% of the farmers I know are rough ridin' lazy worthless pieces of rough ridin' crap that couldn't make anything else of their life so they had to go back to the family farm...eff those lazy ass hick fucks

"those who can, do.  those who can't, farm."

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Re: Super Bowl Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2013, 08:56:27 AM »
Quote
Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
I for one am not complaining, but is she gonna sing a song or just finish a verse or two and yell random words? Whatever. Just shake it girl

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Kelly Rowland?! Now we're talking...

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
"@SamuelDavidA: Is it just me or was there a huge lack of actual singing in that halftime performance?" Yup. Right on.

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Visually, that was bomb. But musically, give me Prince over that bologna any day. Back to football...

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
If you think this power outage was anything other than Beyonce's electrical shrine to herself, you're sadly mistaken. I dislike her.

Sean Kosednar ?@SeanKosednar
move over Silky @call_me_WALLACE is the biggest hater

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
@SeanKosednar "I'm the biggest hater!!!" ... For real though. What else would've caused it? Never been a fan of hers. It's been a good night

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
Jay-Z is about to pay the NFL to say it was stadium tech's fault. Why? Because Beyonce told him to. She does no wrong. Can't be her fault.

Sean Kosednar ?@SeanKosednar
"@lovejessicaruth: @call_me_WALLACE sports is your area of expertise. Stick with that. :) Beyonce was amazing!!" Listen to the woman

Ryan Wallace ?@call_me_WALLACE
@SeanKosednar @lovejessicaruth I love how I'm automatically a villain because I'm apparently the only one who doesn't worship her.

DJamer Scoops took the Beyonce halftime show and somehow turned it into "woe is me".  Shocking. 
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls