>> An Arab, a Mexican and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
>>
>> When the Mexican
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>> finishes his beer,
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>> he throws his glass
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>> in the air, pulls out
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>> his pistol, and shoots
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>> the glass to pieces...
>>
>> He says,'In Mexico ,
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>> our glasses are so
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>> cheap we don't need
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>> to drink with the same one twice.'
>>
>> The Arab, obviously
>>
>> impressed by this,
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>> drinks non-alcohol beer
>>
>> (cuz he's a muslim!),
>>
>> throws it into the
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>> air, pulls out his
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>> AK-47, and shoots
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>> the glass to pieces...
>>
>> He says, 'In the
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>> Arab World we have
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>> so much sand to make
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>> glasses that we don't
>>
>> need to drink with
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>> the same one twice either.'
>>
>> The cool Texas girl,
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>> picks up her beer,
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>> downs it in one gulp,
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>> throws the glass into
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>> the air, whips out her
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>> 45, and shoots the
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>> Mexican and the Arab
>>
>> Catching her glass,
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>> setting it on the bar,
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>> and calling for a refill,
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>> she says,
>>
>> 'In Texas ,
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>> we have so many
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>> illegal aliens that
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>> we don't have to
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>> drink with the same ones twice.'
>>
>>
>>
>> God Bless TEXAS
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