Author Topic: The Unites States of America (Read 18011 times)

CNS · « **Reply #75 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:01:37 PM »

Set the leaves and junk in the drain pipe under my driveway on fire this morning. By doing so, showed the kids how to use a smaller smoke bomb to make a bigger smoke bomb. Pretty much what America is all about.....making stuff better than it was without our influence.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #76 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:17:36 PM »

Joey Chestnut downed 69 hot dogs to capture his 7th hot dog eating contest in a row. He consumed more calories in 10 minutes than people in other countries get in a month. America.

Trim · « **Reply #77 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:21:17 PM »

Jack Krap got a basketball scholarship at Kansas State University.

Pete · « **Reply #78 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Pete on July 04, 2013, 10:49:34 AM

If you see someone ignoring the fireworks laws tonight, that's not a criminal, that's an America lover. I plan to love the crap out of it today.

I am going to buy some of those tanks and make them fight each other. Then, I will place smoke bombs under the remains of the losing tanks, and burn the crap out of them.

I just did this. Got some video of it, and will try to get it posted later...will bring tears of joy to your eyes

Pete · « **Reply #79 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:12:45 PM »

Inspired by our own Felix Rex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUY6KJzGCCo&feature=youtu.be

K-S-U-Wildcats! · « **Reply #80 on:** July 04, 2013, 05:08:02 PM »

Yeah, the ole USA had quite a run there for a while. We even landed men on the rough ridin' moon for no other reason than we could. Not sure when everything went to crap, but I guess it just gradually snuck up on us as the libs realized they could buy votes by expanding the welfare state more and more... Now we're imploding on our own largesse.

Pete · « **Reply #81 on:** July 04, 2013, 05:10:14 PM »

Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on July 04, 2013, 05:08:02 PM

Yeah, the ole USA had quite a run there for a while. We even landed men on the rough ridin' moon for no other reason than we could. Not sure when everything went to crap, but I guess it just gradually snuck up on us as the libs realized they could buy votes by expanding the welfare state more and more... Now we're imploding on our own largesse.

LOL at this rough ridin' guy. Things are better now than they ever have been. What are you, a rough ridin' steel worker or something? Put away the smelter wrench, son.

Tobias · « **Reply #82 on:** July 04, 2013, 05:12:15 PM »

go eff up some other thread bad person, this one is about how badass America is

Brock Landers · « **Reply #83 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:10:14 PM »

I'm getting pak'd and watching Independence Day. America ran out of pud nations on Earth to dominate so we had to switch to kicking alien ass.

Cire · « **Reply #84 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:36:24 PM »

11 years ago today, cire and bros blew a coleman water cooler with bags of lighter fluid up with an m80 at the intersection of 6th and moro.

The fire truck guys said, no more of that.

#america

Kat Kid · « **Reply #85 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM »

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

Cire · « **Reply #86 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:24:20 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

yeah, we had to leave at 730 last night and tonight.

Pete · « **Reply #87 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:50:52 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

Did you even watch my vid? Dude, fun times ahead.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #88 on:** July 05, 2013, 12:55:03 AM »

Quote from: Pete on July 04, 2013, 04:12:45 PM

Inspired by our own Felix Rex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUY6KJzGCCo&feature=youtu.be

Well that's just crazy.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #89 on:** July 05, 2013, 07:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Pete on July 04, 2013, 04:12:45 PM

Inspired by our own Felix Rex:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUY6KJzGCCo&feature=youtu.be

Institutional Control · « **Reply #90 on:** July 05, 2013, 09:30:16 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

Loving America is never difficult. Loving a crybaby who can't stay up past 8 sounds difficult.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #91 on:** July 05, 2013, 11:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

Just get pak'd after the kids go to bed.

Headinjun · « **Reply #92 on:** July 05, 2013, 12:00:12 PM »

Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on July 04, 2013, 05:08:02 PM

Yeah, the ole USA had quite a run there for a while. We even landed men on the rough ridin' moon for no other reason than we could. Not sure when everything went to crap, but I guess it just gradually snuck up on us as the libs realized they could buy votes by expanding the welfare state more and more... Now we're imploding on our own largesse.

EDIT: it's a treat having fellow Mericans like you!!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #93 on:** July 05, 2013, 12:04:29 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on July 05, 2013, 12:00:12 PM

Quote from: K-S-U-Wildcats! on July 04, 2013, 05:08:02 PM
Yeah, the ole USA had quite a run there for a while. We even landed men on the rough ridin' moon for no other reason than we could. Not sure when everything went to crap, but I guess it just gradually snuck up on us as the libs realized they could buy votes by expanding the welfare state more and more... Now we're imploding on our own largesse.

I really don't think the libs had to buy any votes.

People are just now realizing what a bunch of deranged douchebags the pubs are.

The United States of America thread. Love it or leave it. You losers can leave it.

slobber · « **Reply #94 on:** July 05, 2013, 04:39:42 PM »

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Rams · « **Reply #95 on:** July 05, 2013, 08:51:41 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on July 04, 2013, 09:21:47 PM

I did not get to eats brats and burgers (and only drank 2 domestic beers at this event!) and watch the fireworks show because my son is a whiny baby who cannot even make it past 8pm without melting down.

THIS MADE LOVING AMERICA VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT!

welcome to parenthood. little rough ridin' dream-killers, that's what I say.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #96 on:** July 08, 2013, 01:34:32 PM »

So of course I took Friday off, too. And no one did crap on Wednesday. Was dreading coming in today. Only emails in my inbox:

1) Resignation announcement of someone that doesn't affect me
2) Announcement for Corporate Challenge awards banquet

Thank you America for not doing crap for like 5 days!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #97 on:** July 08, 2013, 01:37:50 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 08, 2013, 01:34:32 PM

So of course I took Friday off, too. And no one did crap on Wednesday. Was dreading coming in today. Only emails in my inbox:

1) Resignation announcement of someone that doesn't affect me
2) Announcement for Corporate Challenge awards banquet

Thank you America for not doing crap for like 5 days!

I've personally been no doing crap for a lot longer than 5 days.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #98 on:** July 08, 2013, 02:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Pete

I am going to buy some of those tanks and make them fight each other. Then, I will place smoke bombs under the remains of the losing tanks, and burn the crap out of them.

This.. really gets me feeling patriotic around the 4th. Just trying to do my part, ya know?

P.S. You should try the flashers sometime, Pete. Burns the crap of the loser tanks instantly.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #99 on:** July 08, 2013, 02:40:21 PM »

This is the most patriotic commercial, ever.