Author Topic: The Unites States of America (Read 18035 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #50 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:05:36 PM »

England was getting the piss beat out of it and then we rescued them. Then like 20ish years later it happened again and we saved their ass. Again.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:06:18 PM »

Try and think of a country that could beat us in a war. You can't think of one because it doesn't exist.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #52 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:07:59 PM »

Our dogs wear nicer clothes than most people in other countries. Our feral cats eat like kings because our garbage is better than what a King in another country would eat on his finest day.

steve dave · « **Reply #53 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:15:29 PM »

The fireworks currently blasting in my suburban neighborhood drawf the capacity of most militaries because eff yes America taste our ass fuckers.

steve dave · « **Reply #54 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:21:17 PM »

America problems: I have to stay up till midnight tonight to book first class airfare to Maui and I might get too drunk and forget and have to pay double the points and be pissed and basically kill myself. Get it together America. For the troops.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #55 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:25:09 PM »

Great Britain? More like Barely Average Britain. Those pilgrims couldn't get here fast enough.

"Hey guys do you want to sail towards the New World on a leaky ass boat that may or may not survive the trip or stick around on this miserable shithole island?"

"See you at the dock in 10 minutes bro."

Tobias · « **Reply #56 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:53:08 PM »

i just drove to the liquor store and my car got lit the eff up by some sort of rocket and a bunch of tennis-ball looking things which i assume exploded all over. didn't stop, america.

steve dave · « **Reply #57 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:55:01 PM »

my neighbors are currently blasting what I'm guessing are skud missiles into the sky and knocking down any drone within 50 miles. it's epic and scary and rough ridin' america let's roll you guys.

steve dave · « **Reply #58 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:10:50 PM »

neighbors truck alarm has been set off for the second time. not goEMAW'ing here.

Tobias · « **Reply #59 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:13:14 PM »

currently watching Cat Bosco develop PTSD, all in the name of freedom and america

steve dave · « **Reply #60 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:14:00 PM »

third time

Tobias · « **Reply #61 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:22:54 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 03, 2013, 10:14:00 PM

third time

american truck, amirite

steve dave · « **Reply #62 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:24:19 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 03, 2013, 10:22:54 PM

Quote from: steve dave on July 03, 2013, 10:14:00 PM
third time

american truck, amirite

obv

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #63 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:04:55 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 03, 2013, 10:13:14 PM

currently watching Cat Bosco develop PTSD, all in the name of freedom and america

:johnnykawfistpump:

steve dave · « **Reply #64 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:09:15 PM »

naming your cat Cat Bosco would overthrow the regimes of about 70% of the pud countries. so rough ridin' America right there.

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #65 on:** July 03, 2013, 11:10:07 PM »

God Bless You Guys!!!!!

You don't even have to believe because it's AMERICA!!!!!!!!

P.S.

The Home of LHC Bill Snyder

sekpoke · « **Reply #66 on:** July 04, 2013, 07:41:02 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 03, 2013, 09:25:09 PM

Great Britain? More like Barely Average Britain. Those pilgrims couldn't get here fast enough.

"Hey guys do you want to sail towards the New World on a leaky ass boat that may or may not survive the trip or stick around on this miserable shithole island?"

"See you at the dock in 10 minutes bro."

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #67 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:32:49 AM »

I haven't even put on pants yet today

chunkles · « **Reply #68 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:35:06 AM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on July 03, 2013, 11:04:55 PM

Quote from: Tobias on July 03, 2013, 10:13:14 PM
currently watching Cat Bosco develop PTSD, all in the name of freedom and america

:johnnykawfistpump:

: kaw :

Fldermaus · « **Reply #69 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:35:39 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on July 03, 2013, 09:53:08 PM

i just drove to the liquor store and my car got lit the eff up by some sort of rocket and a bunch of tennis-ball looking things which i assume exploded all over. didn't stop, america.

Commonly ignored fact: All fireworks are legal under the second amendment, as long as you shoot them at someone else.
Embrace freedom!

Headinjun · « **Reply #70 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:38:45 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on January 20, 2013, 12:41:44 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM
Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

Ripping the Anglo Saxon trash off down at the casino has been pleasurable payback.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #71 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:16:14 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 03, 2013, 08:02:35 PM

to the south of us? why, that's mexico. or as my grandfather used to call it "America's bad person". to the north? Canada. which grandpa used to refer to as "America's bad person". god damn America. feels good.

catzacker · « **Reply #72 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:38:05 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 20, 2013, 12:37:52 PM

Making the Indians our bitch along the way shouldn't be overlooked. Very boss move.

we pay them like $2.7B a year just to be Indians. talk about indian giving.

Pete · « **Reply #73 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:49:34 AM »

If you see someone ignoring the fireworks laws tonight, that's not a criminal, that's an America lover. I plan to love the crap out of it today.

I am going to buy some of those tanks and make them fight each other. Then, I will place smoke bombs under the remains of the losing tanks, and burn the crap out of them.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #74 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:10:35 PM »

I made sausage and egg burritos with a big pan of seasoned breakfast potatoes, and served them with grapes and strawberries and coffee brewed by the cup in a clever dripper.

Still haven't put on pants today.

That's USA.

Author Topic: The Unites States of America (Read 18035 times)

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