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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2013, 10:14:17 AM »
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man, that or shark tank. would be so great.

crap, that's probably what i meant. both work i guess.

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2013, 10:14:29 AM »
ya jeff has trust issues, so it would be best to test those issues right from the beginning to show him who is the real boss alpha silverback.  he'd cower into the corner and love every minute of it.


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2013, 10:18:47 AM »
i would kill josh a, josh f, and madison on million dollar listing, LA. 

prob would just sell 1 house to Jay Z and then spend the rest of my time at STK eating bone in ribeyes and drinking expensive mid-coastal pinots from los olivos   :cool:


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2013, 10:19:54 AM »
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"If i worked for the NY times, and my boss told me 'hey. if you keep ranking ksu so high, we may fire you' i would tell my boss to 'bring it on.'"  -FFF

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2013, 10:20:49 AM »
my G's to Gents nickname would be "Skinny But Plenty"


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2013, 10:22:30 AM »
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"If i worked for the NY times, and my boss told me 'hey. if you keep ranking ksu so high, we may fire you' i would tell my boss to 'bring it on.'"  -FFF

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2013, 10:23:09 AM »
project runway?  more like project clamsway. 

on the first day i would run through the work room and shred the other designer's fabrics as soon as we got back from Mood.  sorry puds, hope you can sew!

my design perspective would be "short sleeved stripped polo and jeans"


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2013, 10:24:40 AM »
Pete would actually be awesome at The Apprentice

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Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2013, 10:24:42 AM »
I would like to do a version of PTI with Kat Kid.  It would be unwatchable for most people, but I would enjoy the crap out of it.

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2013, 10:25:41 AM »
 oh boy, just thought of another one i would absolutely destroy.  deadliest catch.  i have a pair of boots that absolutely stay dry no matter what the conditions outside, snow- no probs, rain is a joke. etc. 

i'm also very good at opening things so i know those crab pots would be a joke to open for me.  for every 3 i open and relaunch, the other pud druggies are still trying to get the first one open :lol: 


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2013, 10:26:33 AM »
chum1 on the gold miner show

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2013, 10:29:20 AM »
Giulianna and Bill would just shut down once i moved to hollywood, so no reason to even discuss that one.  sorry 'bout that Style Network, but Bill left Giulianna and we're opening a bar down in the Florida Keys.

Clams and Bill is the bar and the theme is stud only guys with only the hottest chicks in all of the florida keys allowed in.

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2013, 10:34:36 AM »
saul would win this one



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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2013, 12:13:03 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2013, 12:15:57 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

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« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2013, 12:21:07 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

He probably wasn't happy to hear about the hot guy in skinny jeans and boots at U of P stadium either.

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2013, 12:22:50 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

He probably wasn't happy to hear about the hot guy in skinny jeans and boots at U of P stadium either.

She has two houses and a car she paid for in cash.  So...
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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2013, 12:27:24 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

He probably wasn't happy to hear about the hot guy in skinny jeans and boots at U of P stadium either.

She has two houses and a car she paid for in cash.  So...

I think i know where you are going with this.... Why would she need to be a born again virgin and have lots of cash lying around?

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2013, 12:37:19 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

He probably wasn't happy to hear about the hot guy in skinny jeans and boots at U of P stadium either.

She has two houses and a car she paid for in cash.  So...

Nope on paying cash for the houses. I have two mortgages. Anyone want to buy a small, overpriced condo in Johnson County?

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2013, 12:37:46 PM »
Every reality show needs a born-again virgin, and I could totally be that girl (when I'm single.)

Willes is totally not gonna like this.

He probably wasn't happy to hear about the hot guy in skinny jeans and boots at U of P stadium either.

She has two houses and a car she paid for in cash.  So...

I think i know where you are going with this.... Why would she need to be a born again virgin and have lots of cash lying around?

No.  Willes is lucky to have such a great lady.  He's not about to be upset about any of this reality tv stuff.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2013, 12:55:11 PM »
kat kid would be really good at million dollar matchmaker.   you should have seen him in chicago.  dude is good at that stuff.


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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2013, 01:46:01 PM »
I would like to do a version of PTI with Kat Kid.  It would be unwatchable for most people, but I would enjoy the crap out of it.

Would it just be sports or other stuff too? 

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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2013, 05:48:58 PM »
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Re: Which goEMAWs would make the best reality show contestant?
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2013, 06:20:44 PM »
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