Question about Ell Roberson "incident"

[Cartierfor3]

You read powercat illustrated?   

[GoodForAnother]

He sat out the first 5 seconds during the kickoff

[Trim]

You read powercat illustrated?   

It comes in the mail.  Regular mail, not email.

[MixBerryCrunch]

He was suspended for the first quarter so James Mcgill put on an Ell Roberson jersey and took his place.

[Donald]

He was suspended for the first quarter so James Mcgill put on an Ell Roberson jersey and took his place.

WHO'S YOUR SOURCE!?!?

[Legit Elite]

He was suspended for the first quarter so James Mcgill put on an Ell Roberson jersey and took his place.

WHO'S YOUR SOURCE!?!?

Prob Neek

['taterblast]

A player wearing an Ell Roberson jersey started the game.. 

[AbeFroman]

I bought an Ell Roberson jersey the 2 days before the game 

["storm"nut]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

[Winters]

lol, my word

[MadCat]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

[Cartierfor3]

People always blame Ell.  But I don't remember Ell giving up 4 TD passes to Craig Krenzel and getting a punt blocked for a TD. 

["storm"nut]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

[MadCat]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

Defense: A disgusted EMAW fan in NYC throws their Tostitos queso jar out in the street.  Said jar falls into the sewer where it bumps some innocent turtles out of the path of some mutagen.  The mutagen transforms the queso into a sentient being hellbent on destroying the Earth.  However, the infantile queso monster is mistakenly blended into the nutritional supplements of the NY Jets franchise.  The Jets consume the contaminated supplements and their DNA is transformed into that of a cheese danish.  The Jets timeline continues as normal but their newfound powers prove to be the catalyst for victories over the Steelers in the 2010 AFC championship and the Packers in the 2010 Superbowl.

["storm"nut]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

Defense: A disgusted EMAW fan in NYC throws their Tostitos queso jar out in the street.  Said jar falls into the sewer where it bumps some innocent turtles out of the path of some mutagen.  The mutagen transforms the queso into a sentient being hellbent on destroying the Earth.  However, the infantile queso monster is mistakenly blended into the nutritional supplements of the NY Jets franchise.  The Jets consume the contaminated supplements and their DNA is transformed into that of a cheese danish.  The Jets timeline continues as normal but their newfound powers prove to be the catalyst for victories over the Steelers in the 2010 AFC championship and the Packers in the 2010 Superbowl.

Correct. Would have also taken the 1985 Bears.

[lopakman]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

Defense: A disgusted EMAW fan in NYC throws their Tostitos queso jar out in the street.  Said jar falls into the sewer where it bumps some innocent turtles out of the path of some mutagen.  The mutagen transforms the queso into a sentient being hellbent on destroying the Earth.  However, the infantile queso monster is mistakenly blended into the nutritional supplements of the NY Jets franchise.  The Jets consume the contaminated supplements and their DNA is transformed into that of a cheese danish.  The Jets timeline continues as normal but their newfound powers prove to be the catalyst for victories over the Steelers in the 2010 AFC championship and the Packers in the 2010 Superbowl.

Impossible.  Said mutagen would only enhance Sanchez's abilities to throw more interceptions than anyone thought humanly possible.  Jets go 0-16 and draft Ndamukong Suh with the #1 overall pick, confident that Sanchez will "turn it around." 

["storm"nut]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

Defense: A disgusted EMAW fan in NYC throws their Tostitos queso jar out in the street.  Said jar falls into the sewer where it bumps some innocent turtles out of the path of some mutagen.  The mutagen transforms the queso into a sentient being hellbent on destroying the Earth.  However, the infantile queso monster is mistakenly blended into the nutritional supplements of the NY Jets franchise.  The Jets consume the contaminated supplements and their DNA is transformed into that of a cheese danish.  The Jets timeline continues as normal but their newfound powers prove to be the catalyst for victories over the Steelers in the 2010 AFC championship and the Packers in the 2010 Superbowl.

Impossible.  Said mutagen would only enhance Sanchez's abilities to throw more interceptions than anyone thought humanly possible.  Jets go 0-16 and draft Ndamukong Suh with the #1 overall pick, confident that Sanchez will "turn it around."

Be serious now, were playing Tyler Drellings presents Gopowercat counterfactuals

[lopakman]

Tyler is obviously playing a game of Counterfactuals.
In a world were Ell Roberson the 3rd is suspended during the 1st quarter of the 2004 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl, who wins the 2010 Superbowl?

Cheese Danish

Defend

Defense: A disgusted EMAW fan in NYC throws their Tostitos queso jar out in the street.  Said jar falls into the sewer where it bumps some innocent turtles out of the path of some mutagen.  The mutagen transforms the queso into a sentient being hellbent on destroying the Earth.  However, the infantile queso monster is mistakenly blended into the nutritional supplements of the NY Jets franchise.  The Jets consume the contaminated supplements and their DNA is transformed into that of a cheese danish.  The Jets timeline continues as normal but their newfound powers prove to be the catalyst for victories over the Steelers in the 2010 AFC championship and the Packers in the 2010 Superbowl.

Impossible.  Said mutagen would only enhance Sanchez's abilities to throw more interceptions than anyone thought humanly possible.  Jets go 0-16 and draft Ndamukong Suh with the #1 overall pick, confident that Sanchez will "turn it around."

Be serious now, were playing Tyler Drellings presents Gopowercat counterfactuals

That reminds me of a good joke. What's the difference between Tyler Dreiling and a bucket of crap?

[Emo EMAW]

The bucket?

[lopakman]

The bucket?

Ding Ding!