NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2017/ear wax discussion

[Mrs. Gooch]

I don't like q-tips, but those scoop things are amazing

I used to have one of these, but it broke.

[yoga-like_abana]

2016 resolutions have been finalized:

slam dunk a basketball

I'm gonna make this happen this year. Lets stay on each other raptor

I did it with a volleyball at the community center in mhk.. but I think the goals are like 9 foot 

[pissclams]

One time my dad went to the doctor and they told him his hearing was bad because he had too much wax built up in his ears; so I don't believe them when they say you should not clean the wax out of your ears.

if wax gets impacted, you should not clean out your ears, doctors should.  do you know how wax gets impacted?  by using q-tips.
have you ever read the writing on a package of q-tips?  it says to use outside of the ear, not inside of the ear.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dont-use-q-tips-inside-ears-bad-for-you_us_56e19dece4b0b25c9180f76d

enjoy your insect filled ears, gross humans

[Cartierfor3]

less q-tip use

still going strong! zero use since this post.

http://time.com/4290668/q-tip-ear-wax-removal/

it's a very tough challenge, who doesn't love a good q-tip session?

how do you feel?

I have heard you can pour peroxide in your ears and it cleans 'em real good but I've never tried

[Trim]

On the day of the helmet concert, I got shower water in my right ear. Then at the concert, my right ear was right next to a speaker. I had like airplane ear for a few weeks, and was taking q-tips to it ever-y-day. No pop. Went to the doctor and he said there was a bunch of wax in that ear unrelated to showers or helmet. I'm skeptical of that given it was just that ear, but anyway the assistant pumped a bunch of something thru and behind the wax and pushed it out. Not the orgasm-like pop I expected, but felt pretty good. I'all order that as a dessert every time I go to the doctor now.

[pissclams]

less q-tip use

still going strong! zero use since this post.

http://time.com/4290668/q-tip-ear-wax-removal/

it's a very tough challenge, who doesn't love a good q-tip session?

how do you feel?

I have heard you can pour peroxide in your ears and it cleans 'em real good but I've never tried

one word:  liberated
the allure of big q-tip is a strong one and it feels great to be out from under her mysterious spell

[Mrs. Gooch]

One time my dad went to the doctor and they told him his hearing was bad because he had too much wax built up in his ears; so I don't believe them when they say you should not clean the wax out of your ears.

if wax gets impacted, you should not clean out your ears, doctors should.  do you know how wax gets impacted?  by using q-tips.
have you ever read the writing on a package of q-tips?  it says to use outside of the ear, not inside of the ear.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dont-use-q-tips-inside-ears-bad-for-you_us_56e19dece4b0b25c9180f76d

enjoy your insect filled ears, gross humans

Well yeah, that's why I use that scraper thing instead.

[pissclams]

One time my dad went to the doctor and they told him his hearing was bad because he had too much wax built up in his ears; so I don't believe them when they say you should not clean the wax out of your ears.

if wax gets impacted, you should not clean out your ears, doctors should.  do you know how wax gets impacted?  by using q-tips.
have you ever read the writing on a package of q-tips?  it says to use outside of the ear, not inside of the ear.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dont-use-q-tips-inside-ears-bad-for-you_us_56e19dece4b0b25c9180f76d

enjoy your insect filled ears, gross humans

Well yeah, that's why I use that scraper thing instead.

unfortunately for you, the scraper thing doesn't work on bot fly larva.  enjoy.

[Cire]

Last year I gave up cooking with beef Hamburger, any tacos, pastas etc I made with ground chicken or turkey.

keeping that up. 

not sure what I want to do this year.

[CHONGS]

Last year I gave up cooking with beef Hamburger, any tacos, pastas etc I made with ground chicken or turkey.

keeping that up. 

not sure what I want to do this year.

Eliminate cereal.

[pissclams]

Last year I gave up cooking with beef Hamburger, any tacos, pastas etc I made with ground chicken or turkey.

keeping that up. 

not sure what I want to do this year.

eliminate kefir

[Cire]

Done

[Emo EMAW]

Why in the world Cire? 

[star seed 7]

emo you should replace all your elk with turkey

[Cire]

Why in the world Cire? 

really just calories and fat, switched to sarah lee 45 cal bread too.

really don't miss it much other than I love grilled hamburgers.

[CNS]

You would be better off giving up bread than giving up beef

[Emo EMAW]

But Cire do you even EAT BEEF bro?  Slap in sd dad face right here.

You could go leaner burger, pick up some iron and better flavors.  Fat is good for you, BTW.  It just got a shitty name when we were ascribing names to macronutrients. 

[Cartierfor3]

So I didn't Q Tip my ears today. I am losing my mind. I am so addicted.

[pissclams]

the q-tip it's very tough to quit

['taterblast]

Last year I gave up cooking with beef Hamburger, any tacos, pastas etc I made with ground chicken or turkey.

keeping that up. 

not sure what I want to do this year.

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[star seed 7]

My ears go nuts if I don't scoop them in the morning. Very unpleasant feeling cf3

[Dr Rick Daris]

you wants want some great ear advice that combos as a hilarious joke? never stick anything inside of your ear that's smaller than your elbow. get it? basically just don't put anything in your ears. it's dumb.

[Asteriskhead]

is debrox acceptable for home use?

[Dr Rick Daris]

is debrox acceptable for home use?

absolutely.

the secret though, is that for the most part ears are self cleaning and don't need humans dumping and jamming things into them and that's been this weeks did you know with daris (dykwd).

[Cartierfor3]

like all I can think about is the relief and pleasure I would feel putting a Q Tip in my ear rn