Author Topic: Massages (Read 6864 times)

yoga-like_abana · « **on:** January 27, 2010, 03:51:57 PM »

just had one a week ago.....was amazing

felt a little fruity going in there but it was awesome.
felt a little odd when the chick masseus(sp) told me she would come back and told me to get comfortable. didn't know how much clothing to take off. left my pants on, told a friend I did this made fun of me for all of it especially leaving the pants on. was it that odd

anyone have any good massage stories?

pissclams · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2010, 03:55:24 PM »

never had a massage, would be too weird. don't want random to touch me.

AppleJack · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2010, 03:58:11 PM »

I always wear basketball shorts, and by always I mean the 3 times I have gotten a massage.

Someone gave me a full hour for free. By the time they were done I had to sit in my Ferrari for about 20 minutes before I felt comfortable to drive.

Jeffy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2010, 04:00:10 PM »

Had one in Hot Springs, Arkansas, along with one of the hot springs baths.

Cire · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2010, 04:09:32 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 27, 2010, 03:55:24 PM

never had a massage, would be too weird. don't want random to touch me.

This, could never do it. EVER.

Gooch · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:37:02 PM »

I get one about every two to three weeks. Only strip down to the undies tho. Never had the balls to go commando.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:45:14 PM »

anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:47:09 PM »

Three, all the couples variety with two tables and candles and all that stuff. Pretty great. Only went naked once (the middle time). It was ok but scarier so went back to underwear the next time. Feel super loosy goosy for about 3 hours afterworlds.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:48:31 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on January 27, 2010, 08:45:14 PM

anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing

Would do this. Actually shocked I haven't before.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:50:11 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on January 27, 2010, 08:45:14 PM

anybody ever done anything else kinda feminine. like mani or pedi, now im not talking getting your freaking nails painted or something, but Ive heard its pretty relaxing. never had the balls to actually get either done. don't know how I'd feel about somebody rubbing down and cleaning my hands and feet I'm pretty sensitive. and probably would not be able to stop laughing

wish frank posted here.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:52:03 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on January 27, 2010, 08:47:09 PM

Feel super loosy goosy for about 3 hours afterworlds.

yeah that was feeling was great. I actually took a nap.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2010, 09:24:04 PM »

Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2010, 09:33:08 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 27, 2010, 09:24:04 PM

Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?

I think full nude is pretty rare. I go boxer/briefs

KSU176 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2010, 10:44:43 PM »

Twice....in Mexico.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2010, 11:37:54 PM »

if i did get one, i'd hope i would get the big fat ugly chick. Is that weird...

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2010, 12:27:41 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 27, 2010, 11:37:54 PM

if i did get one, i'd hope i would get the big fat ugly chick. Is that weird...

some dudes are into that

Trim · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2010, 01:23:55 AM »

Pete/LSOC, did you guys ever get the free deal at CA's in Leawood. Massages at the one here - full nude.

pissclams · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:05:19 AM »

what is CAs

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:29:10 AM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on January 27, 2010, 09:24:04 PM

Are you supposed to get naked for a massage? What's standard protocol in that 'uation?

You are supposed to but it keeps me from relaxing as much. They do all this weird sheet work so they don't oggle your junk but I bet they still do. I bet they talk about it in the back while on their coffee breaks or whatever.

Trim · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:19:14 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 28, 2010, 08:05:19 AM

what is CAs

http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:22:44 AM »

Quote from: Trim on January 28, 2010, 09:19:14 AM

Quote from: pissclams on January 28, 2010, 08:05:19 AM
what is CAs

http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/

not yet. wonder if they still offering...

pissclams · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:28:50 AM »

anyone/everyone get a happy ending after massage?

Trim · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:38:44 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 28, 2010, 09:22:44 AM

Quote from: Trim on January 28, 2010, 09:19:14 AM
Quote from: pissclams on January 28, 2010, 08:05:19 AM
what is CAs

http://www.camensfinegrooming.com/

not yet. wonder if they still offering...

I'm sure you're on a list. At this point, they'd probably hook you up with or without me. Let me know if you need me to re-do it. You and Pete should definitely go big-time it there (or alternatively, wear the overalls and ask what this hot towel crap is).

'clams, if you want in, I can give them your name too.

weird roberts foam finger · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:42:38 AM »

No happy endings offered for me. Though I imagine there would be little offering involved -- they'd probably just jump in there and grab hold.

I go full nude. Easier to relax when that annoying underwear band isn't catching on my happy trail. Also, the tucking thing they do with the sheet has massive wedgie potential if you're wearing clothes imho. Gotta just be proud of what you've got and go nude if you want maximum relaxation potential.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:45:19 AM »

Anyone ever go to a Floyds Barbershop? They do a complimentary vibrating back rub thing after hair cuts. It's pretty sweet. Caught me off guard.