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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2012, 09:57:19 AM »
This thread would probably be more interesting if it were about the worst city in Oklahoma. Coffeyville would be one of the 10 best cities in Oklahoma.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2012, 09:57:55 AM »
I've got a story for every town in this thread that is west of I-35.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2012, 10:01:34 AM »
This thread would probably be more interesting if it were about the worst city in Oklahoma. Coffeyville would be one of the 10 best cities in Oklahoma.

This.

South Coffeyville, OK is a real crap hole.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2012, 10:07:16 AM »
I give OK a pass because of all the casinos.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2012, 10:09:54 AM »
It's Ogden, guys.
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Re: Re: Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2012, 10:12:17 AM »
colby.

I'm still traumatized from a childhood visit to the giant groundhog and mutated deformed farm animal zoo tourist trap.

That's Oakley.

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Is that like a suburb of Colby?

Pretty much. Colby has a walmart so all the towns within 30 miles are suburbs by default.

Also, Oakley > Goodland, Colby > Goodland

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2012, 10:25:32 AM »
St. Mary's
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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2012, 10:28:24 AM »
yeah. st marys is really bad. so is ogden. as far as northeast/northcentral kansas goes, you'd probably have hiawatha as your leader. maybe we should break the state up into quadrants or something and come up with the worst towns in that quadrant and then put them in a bracket and vote this thing out.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2012, 10:29:15 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2012, 10:31:08 AM »
I vote for Garden City.  It smells.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2012, 10:31:36 AM »
Holcomb? They murder families there. Leoti? Home of Steve Tasker?

I once lived across the street from the murder house in those shitty apartments  #fanningbrag

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2012, 10:32:46 AM »
and the answer is Liberal.  They have nothing to offer there.  NOTHING.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2012, 10:33:30 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

Not Marysville, bro.

St. Marys has the excommunicated catholic cult HQ that refuses to play games with women refs.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2012, 10:34:48 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

Not Marysville, bro.

St. Marys has the excommunicated catholic cult HQ that refuses to play games with women refs.

Oh, ok.  eff them then

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2012, 10:35:27 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

you're thinking about marysville. sheesh, the guy lives in colorado for a year and he can't even tell the difference between st marys and marysville anymore. go start a colorado thread. hint... it's either canon city, la junta or trinidad.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2012, 10:39:34 AM »
I vote for Garden City.  It smells.

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I've heard that it's the smell of money.  Smells more like decaying cows and manure to me.

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Re: Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2012, 10:40:03 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

you're thinking about marysville. sheesh, the guy lives in colorado for a year and he can't even tell the difference between st marys and marysville anymore. go start a colorado thread. hint... it's either canon city, la junta or trinidad.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2012, 10:41:18 AM »
Someone told me that Chanute was the worst, but I don't know anything about it to make a case.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2012, 10:43:47 AM »
Someone told me that Chanute was the worst, but I don't know anything about it to make a case.

Chanute is basically the equivalent of Parsons. Both are run-down, semi-depressing towns, but they are both paradise compared to Coffeyville, Galena, and even Baxter Springs.

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Re: Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2012, 10:46:33 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

you're thinking about marysville. sheesh, the guy lives in colorado for a year and he can't even tell the difference between st marys and marysville anymore. go start a colorado thread. hint... it's either canon city, la junta or trinidad.

Cheyenne Wells. Hands down

too mall to be considered imo. we really need some rules here.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2012, 10:49:17 AM »
Having not gone to HS in Colorado, I know very few shitty towns.  I just pick the good ones to go to.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2012, 10:49:23 AM »
LUCAS, KANSAS

Home of the Garden of Eden and the Grassroots Art Capital of Kansas.

an absolutely traumatizing experience. probably worth it's own thread.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2012, 10:49:40 AM »
This thread would probably be more interesting if it were about the worst city in Oklahoma. Coffeyville would be one of the 10 best cities in Oklahoma.

I've been thinking about worst cities in KS for the last 10 minutes.  Everytime I think I have a good one, I realize it's in Oklahoma. 

There is a fine line between the enjoyment of taking their money and realizing that I have to live amongst them. 
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Re: Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2012, 10:50:18 AM »
Pffft, St. Mary's is the black squirrel capital of the world.  If it was so bad, why would so many squirrels hang out there?

you're thinking about marysville. sheesh, the guy lives in colorado for a year and he can't even tell the difference between st marys and marysville anymore. go start a colorado thread. hint... it's either canon city, la junta or trinidad.

Cheyenne Wells. Hands down

too mall to be considered imo. we really need some rules here.

I don't think the rules should include the size of the city, but if you make a suggestion, you should have something to back it up, like the environmental disasters in Galena, the redneck oil town in Coffeyville, the crime in Topeka, etc. Just saying some hayseed town because it's boring or something is not going to be enough to win the competition.

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Re: 2nd worst town in Kansas
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2012, 10:50:36 AM »
Scott City.
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