I just read ALL of this thread from scratch for the first time. I was in Seattle when this happened and was seeing a girl I don't get to see very often and we weren't going to let this ruin our lunch. Get in the elevator and I'm telling a joke or something - there wasn't dead air - and some old lady just overtalks me, to us, about how bad this was. I wish I'd had my ipad logged on to this thread to give to her before she interrupted me.
The other thread I gave up on keeping up with is the football recruiting thread, where I'm about 80 pages behind. I saw some digs on Merv in this one, but I hope he really got it over there. Maybe Sunday.