Best job you ever had

[Willesgirl]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

I always felt a little sorry for the cooks like Young Fanning. We were outside having fun, not smelling like fry grease and people gave us tips even though we made minimum wage.

[DQ12]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

i did it all man.  carhop.  cook.  coney station.  ice cream.  expedition counter.  coneys.

i was sonic certified at 16. pretty much a prodigy.

[Institutional Control]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

#fanningbrag ?

[slobber]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

#fanningbrag ?

He has a knack for turning bad things in to fanning brags. Pretty impressive how he always finds the silver lining.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Worked at the Phoenix airport loading and unloading / moving airliners during grad school. Was pretty much the best job you could have.

[slobber]

Would it be wrong if I said "Stacey"? If so, I apologize.

[AbeFroman]

Filby Liquor, easiest 4 months of working ever.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Worked at Safari Jacks/Aggie Station/had one or two other names down in the ville when I was 16 before it burned down. I was the owners right hand man, the first hour of work consisted of watching The Simpsons and counting money in the safe. Then would go grab us McDonalds. The rest of the time was spent stocking the bar with ice/beer and hitting on the female staff. Best part was being paid in cash. Best job ever, I  when it burned down

[ben ji]

I've had 2 really awesome jobs.

Had my own lawn mowing business in highschool and cleaned up. Mowing lawns was not that glamorous but if I decided I wanted to go to the pool and chase fillys instead of work I could do that. I also used to use younger players on the football team as below minimum wage labor.

The second awesome job was a cook at tubby's in college...The actual work and pay sucked but I worked with my roomates/other friends and we could drink on the job and eat all the food we wanted.

[Saulbadguy]

I worked at a daycare. That was pretty easy, got to take naps and eat alot

[The Big Train]

Worked as a field maintenance guy for all the baseball/softball fields in Manhattan all through college.  Wasted gas by racing around buildings in the gator, made other ppl clean up when ppl crap in the bathrooms, etc etc etc.  Basically ran the place 

[steve dave]

Worked at Safari Jacks/Aggie Station/had one or two other names down in the ville when I was 16 before it burned down. I was the owners right hand man, the first hour of work consisted of watching The Simpsons and counting money in the safe. Then would go grab us McDonalds. The rest of the time was spent stocking the bar with ice/beer and hitting on the female staff. Best part was being paid in cash. Best job ever, I  when it burned down

 

[sys]

unemployed was a lot of fun.

[The1BigWillie]

Bartender at a strip joint for 3 years. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Worked at Safari Jacks/Aggie Station/had one or two other names down in the ville when I was 16 before it burned down. I was the owners right hand man, the first hour of work consisted of watching The Simpsons and counting money in the safe. Then would go grab us McDonalds. The rest of the time was spent stocking the bar with ice/beer and hitting on the female staff. Best part was being paid in cash. Best job ever, I  when it burned down

 

 

[420seriouscat69]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

#fanningbrag ?

He has a knack for turning bad things in to fanning brags. Pretty impressive how he always finds the silver lining.

I would say 50% of my diet and my daily in take of the age of 16 was cheddar bites and ranch. Oh, the other 50%, orange slushies. 

[pissclams]

i like the grape and the blue slushies from sonic the best

[slobber]

I cooked your food while you guys banked it as car hops. You were the enemy! I did eat a lot of cheddar bites though.

#fanningbrag ?

He has a knack for turning bad things in to fanning brags. Pretty impressive how he always finds the silver lining.

I would say 50% of my diet and my daily in take of the age of 16 was cheddar bites and ranch. Oh, the other 50%, orange slushies. 

and the hits just keep on coming! 

[steve dave]

Mine is probably my time spent working at Safari Jacks, Gilligans and Aggie Station until it burned down 

[Winters]

Bartender at a strip joint for 3 years. 

sounds fun

[Cire]

worked for a beer distributor, fun but a lot of work. 

Best was probably hs at a baseball/softball complex, food cute girls etc.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Mine is probably my time spent working at Safari Jacks, Gilligans and Aggie Station until it burned down 

Co-worker!!! Don't know if you remember a high school kid running around there or not. I think I worked in the kitchen the night that it happened.

[puniraptor]

Mine is probably my time spent working at Safari Jacks, Gilligans and Aggie Station until it burned down 

Co-worker!!! Don't know if you remember a high school kid running around there or not. I think I worked in the kitchen the night that it happened.

arsonist confession

[Institutional Control]

Mine is probably my time spent working at Safari Jacks, Gilligans and Aggie Station until it burned down 

Co-worker!!! Don't know if you remember a high school kid running around there or not. I think I worked in the kitchen the night that it happened.

arsonist confession

EllRobersonisInnocent: What the hell is this?

puniraptor: EllRobersonisInnocent, you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make...

EllRobersonisInnocent: I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is. This is...

[turning to TRIM and lunging at him]

EllRobersonisInnocent: ... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You mumped with the wrong EMAW!

puniraptor: EllRobersonisInnocent! Do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?

EllRobersonisInnocent: You fuckin' people... you have no idea how to defend a message board. All you did was weaken a bbs today, TRIM. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.

TRIM: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and a a moderator at goEMAW.COM, and you're under arrest you son of a bitch.

TRIM: The witness is excused.

[Pete]

On-screen "talent" for a series of geological educational videos. I had no rough ridin' idea what I was talking about...just read the teleprompter, wore pick axe and canteen smiled.