powerball

[The Big Train]

I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to

[Mrs. Gooch]

I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to

If you win, I'll take the excess that you don't need.

[BW]

I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to

Use what you don't need on Bitcoin.

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[The Big Train]

I would be happy with like 10 million but I would take the 500 million if I have to

Use what you don't need on Bitcoin.

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I would diversify with Bitcoin and lots of other alt coins and would probably flash crash/moon the markets for fun.

[star seed 7]

By my car

[Pete]

How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?

First choice is a jet powered helicopter filled with albino tiger cubs.

Failing that, I call my old man, Papa Pete, and he cruises over with the shotguns filled with turkey loads, and we open carry right through the front rough ridin' doors.

As a fall back plan, I would call clams.  He picks me up in the M.  We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.

[Pete]

With half a billion, I'd have a hard time keeping my composure and maintain any semblance of humility, but it would be fun to try.  Like, I would have to remind myself and everyone around me that my yachts don't really define who I am.

[pissclams]

oh man that would be great.  if you win and the other two options don't work for whatever reason, i'll be there for you with no toys in my car b/c kids aren't allowed near it

[Mrs. Gooch]

How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?

 We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.

Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.

I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.

[mocat]

How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?

 We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.

Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.

I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.

how you gonna do that thumper?

[star seed 7]

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

[Mrs. Gooch]

How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?

 We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.

Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.

I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.

how you gonna do that thumper?

In my normal boring car and not blasting 2 Live Crew. I mean I wouldn't do anything to draw attention to myself until I actually confirmed that I had the winning ticket.

[Mrs. Gooch]

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?

[star seed 7]

Who is on your list, arya?

[mocat]

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?

count(ess) of monte cristo those fools

[catastrophe]

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?

https://potatoparcel.com/

[Trim]

I'd be terrified of getting into a road rage episode on my way there and somehow rough ridin' it all up.

[Mrs. Gooch]

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?

https://potatoparcel.com/

I don't think sending a delicious potato is sending the message I want to convey.

[catastrophe]

http://www.birdbymail.com/

[star seed 7]

Living well is the best revenge, that's what I always say

[Gooch]

How would you all get to the place where you have to redeem the ticket?

 We have the top down, our shirts off, smoking cigars, and blasting 2 Live Crew on the hi fi all the way there.

Sounds like a great way to lose your lottery ticket.

I'd just go there very quietly. Then I'd go into hiding before I made the announcement.

This does not align with my eff you list of a press conference I intend to have.

And why would you make an announcement? Just live your life bro

Well I mean how am I going to get the FU! word out to people who have wronged me if I don't make an announcement?

now i see you have corrected yourself.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Um, I didn't correct myself. I had a fully formulated plan the whole time.

[Gooch]

Well the guy doing the sky writing over Wichita of "Hey Wichita! eff you we're out, Gooches" might be a bit of a tip off.

[Mrs. Gooch]

http://www.birdbymail.com/

Apparently I just need to think of a random thing to mail to people and start a website where people pay me to send that thing.

[chum1]

I would sell the winning ticket to the highest bidder.