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Re: powerball
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2012, 08:59:00 PM »
FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.

If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2012, 10:13:27 PM »
I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2012, 10:22:32 PM »
FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.

If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.

Pretty sure everyone realizes this.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #53 on: November 28, 2012, 10:36:42 PM »
FWIW:
The $550 million jackpot is actually a $360 million jackpot. You can either take the $360 million or have the lottery purchase a 29-year annuity for you to get the advertised $550 million.

If you live in Kansas and take the lump sum, you will owe a 25 percent federal tax and 5 percent state tax, leaving you with about $252 million or one really nice limestone/lazy river around BSFS.

Pretty sure everyone realizes this.

Pete and others ITT have pointed towards a much higher tax burden than 06wildcat is saying.  I assumed it would be at the top marginal tax rate.
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Re: powerball
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2012, 10:39:58 PM »
Guys, I won $4 on a $4 ticket!  :dance:

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Re: powerball
« Reply #55 on: November 28, 2012, 10:44:10 PM »
I would give prolly 10 percent to the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, and start a/some non-profits that I could direct with another 10 percent.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2012, 12:10:12 AM »
I'd buy Weird Robert a purple powercat RV with double slide outs, a sunoco card, season tickets, and an HD video camera on the condition that he document all of his travels and upload it to youtube every few hours.  :weirdrobert:

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Re: powerball
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2012, 12:42:31 AM »
I'd buy Weird Robert a purple powercat RV with double slide outs, a sunoco card, season tickets, and an HD video camera on the condition that he document all of his travels and upload it to youtube every few hours.  :weirdrobert:

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Re: powerball
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2012, 08:06:03 AM »
Bought 5 tickets.  Out of a possible 30 numbers I matched exactly 1 of them... :dubious:



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Re: powerball
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2012, 08:34:07 AM »
a winning ticket was sold in missouri


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Re: powerball
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2012, 08:55:26 AM »
a winning ticket was sold in missouri
Yes, I've been praying it's a KSU grad living on the MU side. Please no KU or MU. We deserve nice things.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2012, 09:04:04 AM »
i had 1 damn number right on my 5 tickets.

i just expected to win because of the baylor thing, ya know?

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Re: powerball
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2012, 09:34:43 AM »
I didn't play so I didn't lose.  LOL at you dorks who are $2 poorer. 

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Re: powerball
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2012, 10:08:56 AM »
I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real
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Re: powerball
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2012, 10:24:42 AM »
I was planning on nobody winning so I could go win on Saturday, but that didn't really work out.
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Re: powerball
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2012, 10:46:58 AM »
I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real

Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?

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Re: powerball
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2012, 11:28:26 AM »
a winning ticket was sold in missouri
Yes, I've been praying it's a KSU grad living on the MU side. Please no KU or MU. We deserve nice things.

Didn't a KU grad in Ottawa win part of that huge Mega Millions jackpot a few months ago?  Sounds like EMAW is due for a big winner :ksu:

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Re: powerball
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2012, 11:58:32 AM »
I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real

Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?

good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought.  Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him.   :dunno:
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Re: powerball
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2012, 12:19:50 PM »
I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real

Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?

good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought.  Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him.   :dunno:

Sounds pretty boring.  If you were that rich and had time on your hands, it would be much more entertaining to get a sub over there, monitor Elwood and figure out an in depth scheme that would ultimately draw him out and to you.  Like some elaborate plan that ended with you showing up at his door feigning to be the computer repair man, or something.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2012, 02:43:15 PM »
I'd find out if Elwoodcat is real

Like in an overly elaborate Elwood outing way, or simply hiring someone to go check?

good question, I guess I didn't give it that much thought.  Probably hire someone to hack gpc, get elwood's info then go find him.   :dunno:

Sounds pretty boring.  If you were that rich and had time on your hands, it would be much more entertaining to get a sub over there, monitor Elwood and figure out an in depth scheme that would ultimately draw him out and to you.  Like some elaborate plan that ended with you showing up at his door feigning to be the computer repair man, or something.

oh man, I've just realized how little thought I had put into this, if I had that much change I could probably afford to have some big elaborate scheme and have a blast with it.  Since I wouldn't be working this could serve as a substitute to find something to do for the day.  I mean, after getting bored with going on really awesome trips and getting beej's from models while eating tacos. 
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Re: powerball
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2012, 02:48:02 PM »
I didn't play so I didn't lose.  LOL at you dorks who are $2 poorer. 

I bought a $3 ticket......

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Re: powerball
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2012, 03:02:53 PM »
dumbasses.
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Re: powerball
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2012, 10:53:27 PM »
Royals fan.  Good for him. 

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Re: powerball
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2012, 11:30:15 PM »
a winning ticket was sold in missouri

Hope it wasn't Pinkel.

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Re: powerball
« Reply #74 on: November 30, 2012, 12:20:11 AM »
Royals fan.  Good for him. 

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