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Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« on: November 28, 2012, 03:46:07 PM »
I wish I had some flash bangs.  I would love to flash bang people.  That would be fun.  Maybe toss them into friends houses or a neighboring tailgate party. 



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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2012, 03:46:55 PM »
along the same lines, but tasers.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 03:53:56 PM »
A Battlestar.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 03:54:38 PM »
Net Gun, Moat (With Drawbridge), Walk in Refrigerator in House.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 03:55:10 PM »
Racecar bed.
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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 03:55:17 PM »
My oldest bro has access to both flash bangs & tasers.   :users:

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 03:57:08 PM »
One time when Dlew12 happened to be doing some work at Salvation Army on Poyntz, he met an older gentleman who was also working there.  This guy took delight in telling me about the old days around MHK, and he said that when he was in school, there were three different groups of people:  The frat guys, the homies (GDIs i'm assuming), and the soldiers.

Anyhow, he said that it was pretty common for the soldiers to go into bars, drop flash bangs and run away.  The Homies and Frat Guys hated the soldiers.  He said it like it wasn't an absolutely crazy story, but man, it seems crazy.  We think the soldiers are bad nowadays, I can't imagine how horrible that would be.


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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 04:04:20 PM »
A Robot.  Like a C3P0 or one of the ones from I Robot or like Data from Star Trek.  Maybe a droid is what I really want. 

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 04:05:52 PM »
Comodo dragon

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2012, 04:08:03 PM »
death ray

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 04:14:23 PM »
Comodo dragon

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 04:15:15 PM »
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2012, 04:15:38 PM »
Frank Martin

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2012, 04:21:28 PM »
those big fireworks that you see at shows that only flash before you hear a giant BOOM. like a flashbang, but bigger.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2012, 04:23:45 PM »
50, no 100, no 200 Tigers.  All of them trained to do whatever I want.  Most of the time they're calm and nice and kids can come up and pet them and even go on a tiger ride.  But if I wanted to I could tell them to ATTACK!  And they'd attack anything or anyone I said. 

Also, a barn for the tigers to live in and money and stuff for food, and someone to give them baths and clean up their poop and or whatever.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2012, 04:36:37 PM »
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.

pony & boat.
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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2012, 04:39:01 PM »
knitted socks


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Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2012, 04:39:31 PM »
Both a house in the mountains and a house on the beach.

pony & boat.

Those are timeless.  Oldies but goodies.

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2012, 04:45:49 PM »
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2012, 04:47:47 PM »
those big fireworks that you see at shows that only flash before you hear a giant BOOM. like a flashbang, but bigger.

I work with a guy that could buy these until 9/11 occurred.  They are about the size of a b-ball.  He has 5 left and I can't convince him to light one off not even for special occasions.  :cry:  Also if you are able to acquire one of these beauties beware the insta-fuse.  :ohno:

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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2012, 04:54:43 PM »
The original Air Jordan's. And a DaLorean. If I ever have both at the same time I'll know I'm dead.
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2012, 04:55:25 PM »
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over. 
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Re: Stuff I wish I had but can't get
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2012, 04:56:46 PM »
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
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« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2012, 04:59:38 PM »
Time travel back to freshman year of college.  :cry:

Like a do over or would it be like fanning now lurking around with fanning then there too?  Quantum Leap or Back to the Future is the question.  I could be down for a do over, but only if I had the option to resume what I have now if I didn't like the results of the do over.
Know everything you know/have now and go back. Quantum leap thing works. Wanna join, bread?

Yeah, would probably be pretty great.  We should get some sports almanacs for betting purposes before we go so we'll be :kstategrad: right out of the gate. 
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