Author Topic: Unsolved Mysteries (Read 4659 times)

Quote from: _33 on November 27, 2012, 10:03:03 PM
Burger King parking lots. Why are they so big?

There's one with like no parking across from the new nu-way.

hmmm, the mystery deepens.

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2012, 07:31:44 AM »

They aren't that big. There just is never anyone in them. Optical illusion.

Either that, our it is so a normal parking lots amt of their customers have the needed room to roll sideways out of their car and still have room to set up and mount their rascals.

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_33 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2012, 07:53:59 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on November 28, 2012, 07:31:44 AM

They aren't that big. There just is never anyone in them. Optical illusion.

No, they are big. Very big. In real life.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2012, 08:00:22 AM »

When filming the crimes that took place in "Unsolved Mysteries", why didn't the cameramen just call the police?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2012, 10:34:55 AM »

why are there white jellybeans? nobody eats those, they are gross.

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:01:41 PM »

They are aliens, Saul. They can only observe. They'd have the Federation all over their ass otherwise.

Bill Clarahan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:02:49 PM »

Quote from: _33 on November 27, 2012, 10:03:03 PM

Burger King parking lots. Why are they so big?

Real Estate lasts forever, asphalt not so much

pissclams · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM »

how many of those big windmill power generators that t-boone is building would it take to stop the earth's rotation?

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:38:54 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM

how many of those big windmill power generators that t-boone is building would it take to stop the earth's rotation?

supplemental question: how many would it take to use them as propellers to change the earth's orbit and motor around through space?

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:41:04 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on November 28, 2012, 12:38:54 PM

Quote from: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM
how many of those big windmill power generators that t-boone is building would it take to stop the earth's rotation?
supplemental question: how many would it take to use them as propellers to change the earth's orbit and motor around through space?

That's unpossible.

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:53:31 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on November 28, 2012, 12:38:54 PM

Quote from: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM
how many of those big windmill power generators that t-boone is building would it take to stop the earth's rotation?
supplemental question: how many would it take to use them as propellers to change the earth's orbit and motor around through space?

i had that one in cue, and here's my take. eventually, the orbit would flip around (assuming the windmills are all facing the same way). then, a bunch of the windmills would break and off we would go. i guess the real questo here is how many would need to break and how would the break?

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:56:45 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 12:53:31 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on November 28, 2012, 12:38:54 PM
Quote from: pissclams on November 28, 2012, 12:31:09 PM
how many of those big windmill power generators that t-boone is building would it take to stop the earth's rotation?
supplemental question: how many would it take to use them as propellers to change the earth's orbit and motor around through space?

i had that one in cue, and here's my take. eventually, the orbit would flip around (assuming the windmills are all facing the same way). then, a bunch of the windmills would break and off we would go. i guess the real questo here is how many would need to break and how would the break?

although that seems like a real possibility, i certainly don't have an answer for that. guess why this thread is called "unsolved mysteries."

the lesson here i guess is that those govt watchdogs need to keep a keen eye on the goings on down in stillwater

_33 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Bill Clarahan on November 28, 2012, 12:02:49 PM

Quote from: _33 on November 27, 2012, 10:03:03 PM
Burger King parking lots. Why are they so big?

Real Estate lasts forever, asphalt not so much

Is this a serious answer? If so please elaborate.

dmartin · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2012, 03:36:31 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on November 28, 2012, 08:00:22 AM

When filming the crimes that took place in "Unsolved Mysteries", why didn't the cameramen just call the police?

If I have learned anything from television, it's that camera men are the biggest pussies in the world.

Willesgirl · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2012, 03:39:10 PM »

Quote from: dmartin on November 28, 2012, 03:36:31 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on November 28, 2012, 08:00:22 AM
When filming the crimes that took place in "Unsolved Mysteries", why didn't the cameramen just call the police?

If I have learned anything from television, it's that camera men are the biggest pussies in the world.

Can confirm.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2012, 03:46:17 PM »

i will slit your rough ridin' throat

ew2x4 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2012, 04:08:48 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

OK_Cat · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2012, 04:09:17 PM »

lewke2x4

ew2x4 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2012, 07:55:06 PM »

There's a reason I referenced it genius.

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“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your rough ridin' throat.”

Quote from: OK Cat on November 28, 2012, 03:46:17 PM

i will slit your rough ridin' throat