Gems from Notre Dame message board

[Rams]

this thread got pretty weird you guys 

[TBL]

Our Heisman candidate isn't from a JuCo.

ND's Heisman candidate (  ) isn't even Catholic...or Irish.

Pretty sure he's what is called, "Black Irish".  Another good trolling point is their Doctoral program's emphasis on the correlation between black clothing/white collars and molestation rates.

[Benja]

Wow, that is the most butthurt collection of retards I've ever seen. There is not a single coach that would take juco players over high quality high school players, if they can get them. If we could sign those guys out of high school, we sure as hell would.

[deputy dawg]

Reading through that thread it's clear that ND has a lot of reasonable and educated fans. They will not be as easy to troll as WVU or Arkansas fwiw.

This.

A lot of decent FBIQ on that ND board.  I still like this from this thread:

notre dame benefits from being located in downtown Chicago (the highest percentage of catholic people outside Venice, where the Vatican is), which is a huge pipeline, and over 65% of their players are catholic chicago natives

[The1BigWillie]

Notre Dame Bowl Results (15-16)
Season   Bowl   Opponent   Score   W/L
1924   Rose   Stanford   27-10   W
1969   Cotton   Texas   17-21   L
1970   Cotton   Texas   24-11   W
1972   Orange   Nebraska   6-40   L
1973   Sugar   Alabama   24-23   W
1974   Orange   Alabama   13-11   W
1976   Gator   Penn State   20-9   W
1977   Cotton   Texas   38-10   W
1978   Cotton   Houston   35-34   W
1980   Sugar   Georgia   10-17   L
1983   Liberty   Boston College   19-18   W
1984   Aloha   SMU   20-27   L
1987   Cotton   Texas A&M   10-35   L
1988   Fiesta   West Virginia   34-21   W
1989   Orange   Colorado   21-6   W
1990   Orange   Colorado   9-10   L
1991   Sugar   Florida   39-28   W
1992   Cotton   Texas A&M   28-3   W
1993   Cotton   Texas A&M   24-21   W
1994   Fiesta   Colorado   21-41   L
1995   Orange   Florida State   26-31   L
1997   Independence   LSU   9-27   L
1998   Gator   Georgia Tech   28-35   L
2000   Fiesta   Oregon State   9-41   L
2002   Gator   N.C. State   6-28   L
2004   Insight   Oregon State   21-38   L
2005   Fiesta   Ohio State   20-34   L
2006   Sugar   LSU   14-41   L
2008   Hawai'i   Hawaii   49-21   W
2010   Sun   Miami (Fla.)   33-17   W
2011   Champs Sports   Florida State   14-18   L

[qatzmanchu]

I think Notre Dame is going to be epic.

Reading a few things over there, they really take pride in being an "inclusive" exclusive university seriously. They are the Catholic university yet they are really proud of Manatee Tao's mormonism. Some hypocrocy to be vetted out for sure in this one.

[88wildcat]

I would love to watch the ND response to the Vatican being in Venice geography smack off.  Might I suggest implying that Rockne crashed in Kansas while on a recruiting trip to Butler CCC?

[star seed 7]

heard teo loves condoms, just loves them.. won't leave home without them

well that's just weird.

[jde512]

I would love to watch the ND response to the Vatican being in Venice geography smack off.  Might I suggest implying that Rockne crashed in Kansas while on a recruiting trip to Butler CCC?

 

[ben ji]

CHEATERS

After Rockne graduated from high school, he took a job as a mail dispatcher with the Chicago Post Office for four years. When he was 22, he had saved enough money to continue his education. He headed to Notre Dame in Indiana to finish his schooling

[ben ji]

Also it looks like his plane crashed by emporia in the flint hills. The pilot was probably so Awestruck by the beauty of the Flint Hills that he forgot to keep flying the plane.

[mocat]

honest Q: does "Mary, Queen of Victory" actually pray for them? Seems like an extremely unfair advantage to have a personal queen of victory to pray for a team every game. I'm no theologian, just a curious observer here.

[Dugout DickStone]

honest Q: does "Mary, Queen of Victory" actually pray for them? Seems like an extremely unfair advantage to have a personal queen of victory to pray for a team every game. I'm no theologian, just a curious observer here.

The kid on the scissor lift could havwe used some prayers.

[Rage Against the McKee]

honest Q: does "Mary, Queen of Victory" actually pray for them? Seems like an extremely unfair advantage to have a personal queen of victory to pray for a team every game. I'm no theologian, just a curious observer here.

The kid on the scissor lift could havwe used some prayers.

All murder victims could.

[star seed 7]

Also it looks like his plane crashed by emporia in the flint hills. The pilot was probably so Awestruck by the beauty of the Flint Hills that he forgot to keep flying the plane.

we even built a memorial at the rest stop so you can go pay your respects while you get a snickers and take a piss.

[Lrrrrman]

I hope this season never ends. The Irish boards are a blast. I haven't ever been so thoroughly unsure as to who is trolling and who is believing.

[mocat]

honest Q: does "Mary, Queen of Victory" actually pray for them? Seems like an extremely unfair advantage to have a personal queen of victory to pray for a team every game. I'm no theologian, just a curious observer here.

The kid on the scissor lift could havwe used some prayers.

All murder victims could.

I guess it's pretty clear that Mary, Queen of Victory, only prays for the players on the team. Not the videographers.

[deputy dawg]

I would love to watch the ND response to the Vatican being in Venice geography smack off.  Might I suggest implying that Rockne crashed in Kansas while on a recruiting trip to Butler CCC?

That would be awesome.  It would reveal more tucks than going to a convention of internal auditors.

[EMAWzified]

They want a ND/Bama title game.  Can not conceive of a more boring football game.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I get that Notre Dame is a nice story this year, but after this season, they are going to go straight back to irrelevance just like they have always been for as long as I've been alive. It's no surprise that the voters are going for the more traditional power in Kansas State. Is it fair? No, but that's just the way it is, and there is nothing lil' ol' Notre Dame can do about it, short of praying that one of the powers loses a game.

[AbeFroman]

They want a ND/Bama title game.  Can not conceive of a more boring football game.

LSU/Bama

[8manpick]

Fact: Knute Rockne was a lifeguard in the town of Sandusky.


Also, get all your trolling done in the next week, because ND is losing at USC.

[mocat]

Does Notre Dame care about its players? No. If they did, they would allow the players to have their names on the backs of their jerseys.

[yoEMAW]

They want a ND/Bama title game.  Can not conceive of a more boring football game.

LSU/Bama

The only entertaining footage that exists of LSU vs Bama:

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/LSU-Bama-Fans/last-time-met

[SEK_EMAW]

Their coach is R Kelly.  Knute Rockne worked in Sandusky.  Catholic priests.

Guys, I'm not sure I can let my kids watch a KSU/ND matchup.