Gems from Notre Dame message board

[slobber]

goEMAW troling point #1: Notre Dame employs the use of juco transfers way too prevalently.

I would say that we should claim that having the average age of our football team be 24 years 4 months has certainly been a major advantage this year. Snyder deserves NCOY.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Reading through that thread it's clear that ND has a lot of reasonable and educated fans. They will not be as easy to troll as WVU or Arkansas fwiw.

[bigwillie20]

Reading through that thread it's clear that ND has a lot of reasonable and educated fans. They will not be as easy to troll as WVU or Arkansas fwiw.

Yeah, totally opposite ends of the spectrum there though, would be just as fun

[ZappaCat]

Clearly JUCO players are not how  is able to scheme the other teams, it all hinges on the crown of the field and his use of numbers to make players look smaller than they really are.

[CNS]

Clearly JUCO players are not how  is able to scheme the other teams, it all hinges on the crown of the field and his use of numbers to make players look smaller than they really are.

I would love this. 

[8manpick]

Low JC transfer IQ, but someone who transfers from JuCo still has the same 5 years from when they started playing right?  Still just one redshirt year?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Low JC transfer IQ, but someone who transfers from JuCo still has the same 5 years from when they started playing right?  Still just one redshirt year?

That's correct. 7 years of eligibility is awesome 

[8manpick]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

[ChiComCat]

Its like the politics board over there.  You want to jump in, but the arguments are generally so blindingly dumb, you know nobody is going to get out looking good.

[yoEMAW]

Can't wait to go all illuemawnati on the domers.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

My mind still can't comprehend how he thought jucos got 2 years then 4 more

Also, doesn't K-State have an above average graduation rate for football?

[troubledscribe]

I feel so ignorant and dirty from reading that thread...

[OK_Cat]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

My mind still can't comprehend how he thought jucos got 2 years then 4 more

Also, doesn't K-State have an above average graduation rate for football?

you're not good at this

[MixBerryCrunch]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

You're giving him too much credit. Some people aren't trolls they are just incredibly stupid.

[Bloodfart]

Its like the politics board over there.  You want to jump in, but the arguments are generally so blindingly dumb, you know nobody is going to get out looking good.

Are you saying MIR could enlighten some domer minds?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

 

[ZappaCat]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

You're giving him too much credit. Some people aren't trolls they are just incredibly stupid.

does bbs'ing Notre Dame hurt the image of our program?

[mocat]

Its like the politics board over there.  You want to jump in, but the arguments are generally so blindingly dumb, you know nobody is going to get out looking good.

maybe you should sit trolling out in general? 

notre dame benefits from being located in downtown Chicago (the highest percentage of catholic people outside Venice, where the Vatican is), which is a huge pipeline, and over 65% of their players are catholic chicago natives

99% sure the vatican is not in venice

[Bloodfart]

Its like the politics board over there.  You want to jump in, but the arguments are generally so blindingly dumb, you know nobody is going to get out looking good.

Are you saying MIR could enlighten some domer/damer minds?

Send the pit studs over there.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

The K-State conspiracy goes back farther than expected.  This is like following a Patraeus e-mail chain!   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norris_Coleman

Coleman had an unusual collegiate career at Kansas State. Because he had spent five years in the U.S. Army, Coleman was a 24-year-old freshman when he began play at K-State in the 1985-86 basketball season. That season, Coleman led the Big Eight Conference in scoring with 21.8 points per game and pulled down 8 rebounds a game, on the way to being named first-team All-Conference and Newcomer of the Year.

[AppleJack]

Bunch of my bros went to ND and still live here in KC. Anyways, they are all pretty convinced that EMAW would smash their balls into a paste. Their non-KC ND bros are convinced ND would roll and they are stunned they are behind us in the BCS. I don't really have a point to this post but thank you for reading it.

[dmartin]

I can only think of one advantage that can be obtained from recruiting JUCO's instead of Freshmen in that you get a better chance to avoid the players that were good in HS but totally wash out in college. Like Dane Christ.

[Dugout DickStone]

Man, after reading that, cvgr is incredible.  We would be lucky to have him.  Troll of the century.

You're giving him too much credit. Some people aren't trolls they are just incredibly stupid.

does bbs'ing Notre Dame hurt the image of our program board?

Bigger concern, IMO

[Bill Clarahan]

maybe i'm in the minority, but why are we waiting on this?  strike while the iron is hot, I say.  doesn't matter if we play them or not, they are angry at us.

for the record, i won't make any posts about knute rockne

Must bring Rockne into the fray and maybe incorporate a Brooke Berringer slant somehow, say Rockne had it coming because he bought off officials, or some such rumour.  Catholics that like ND are crazy defensive freaks, just consider that cvgr guy

[Kat Kid]

maybe i'm in the minority, but why are we waiting on this?  strike while the iron is hot, I say.  doesn't matter if we play them or not, they are angry at us.

for the record, i won't make any posts about knute rockne

Must bring Rockne into the fray and maybe incorporate a Brooke Berringer slant somehow, say Rockne had it coming because he bought off officials, or some such rumour.  Catholics that like ND are crazy defensive freaks, just consider that cvgr guy

It would be much funnier to throw KSU 2025 and NBAF in their faces.  Take an academic tact gentlemen.  Look down on them for their pud private school that can't even be trusted to receive public funding because its academics are so shady.  When they respond with any fact, remind them that those rankings have to rely upon Notre Dame's own numbers which are obviously fraudulent because they are a private school accountable to no one.