Soft Drinks

[Unruly]

milk is high in saturated fat and sugar (lactose), both of which should be moderated in a diet.  they turn into carbs/calories/fat in your body.

i love milk but i limit my intake.

there's really no nutritional reason for anyone past a kid's age to be drinking excess amounts of it.

Good.

It is impossible for me to gain weight so I am pounding down as many calories/carbs as I can.

Up 32 pounds this year alone. 

Although it was done with more than just an increase in calories/carbs.

If you're up 32 pounds, it sounds like you can gain weight.

Took a drastic change(supplements, much much much higher calorie intake, changed workout) to do it.  For almost 2 years I idled at the same weight, but if I didn't work out for a week about 5 pounds would melt off of me.

Basically I can't gain weight by eating a ton and doing nothing.

[Mr Bread]

Get ready to have a bone fracture festival courtesy of me.  It's gonna be a bone massacre. 
"Hey everybody is somebody snappin' the crap outta some twigs?" 
"Nope, just Unruly's hand bones after he went fist to fist with Mr Bread." 
"eff."
"Yep."

[Unruly]

GTFOOMF mother rough rider.



 

[Mr Bread]

Mr. Bread doesn't like beer 

It tastes bad and if I drink enough of it to get drunk, it makes me really sick the next day.  Meaning substantially more sick than an equivalent liquor drunk.  Plus you have to drink so much more volume than if you just drink vodka and water.  There is literally no positive side of it for me.  I pretty much stopped drinking it after high school.  So in your face AJ.  In it. 

P.S. I'm doing good this afternoon.  You?

What part of don't be such a pussy don't you understand.

Nobody likes beer.  I refuse to believe it.  Buncha phony dicks just trying to fit in with all the other phony dicks.  It's a hard truth.  The emperor is rough ridin' naked.  Now who's the FP?  Not this guy.  Stop being what other people tell you to be jtksu.  Be the you that you want.  Don't drink things that taste like fermented butt to fit in is the moral of this story. 

[jtksu]

Mr. Bread doesn't like beer 

It tastes bad and if I drink enough of it to get drunk, it makes me really sick the next day.  Meaning substantially more sick than an equivalent liquor drunk.  Plus you have to drink so much more volume than if you just drink vodka and water.  There is literally no positive side of it for me.  I pretty much stopped drinking it after high school.  So in your face AJ.  In it. 

P.S. I'm doing good this afternoon.  You?

What part of don't be such a pussy don't you understand.

Nobody likes beer.  I refuse to believe it.  Buncha phony dicks just trying to fit in with all the other phony dicks.  It's a hard truth.  The emperor is rough ridin' naked.  Now who's the FP?  Not this guy.  Stop being what other people tell you to be jtksu.  Be the you that you want.  Don't drink things that taste like fermented butt to fit in is the moral of this story.

I like the crap out of beer.  But then again, I likely have a bit of a drinking problem.     <---  Me, like every night.

[Mr Bread]

Hey Unruly, just a preemptive apology for the flesh bag of bone fragments that's gonna be one of your hands.  Protip: wipe with the non-destoyed one.  2nd protip: get used to having a good hand and a bad hand.  As in "Let me get my good hand in there, can't turn on the outside faucet with my bad one since Mr Bread exploded the insides without breaking the skin. It never did heal right." Man people are going to be as uncomfortable as eff around it. 

[Unruly]

Hey Unruly, just a preemptive apology for the flesh bag of bone fragments that's gonna be one of your hands.  Protip: wipe with the non-destoyed one.  2nd protip: get used to having a good hand and a bad hand.  As in "Let me get my good hand in there, can't turn on the outside faucet with my bad one since Mr Bread exploded the insides without breaking the skin. It never did heal right." Man people are going to be as uncomfortable as eff around it. 

I'll just break your femur.

[pissclams]

Also, lotta folks who were nerdy weaklings as kids and didn't turn out super hot stud muffins from drinking milk like the commercials said they would being outed here.  Ts an Ps on milk not being enough to overcome your bad genes.  I turned out just like my milk mirror reflection said I would.  Plus I bet if we went bone to bone (no mommy), I'd have the best ones in here.  Maybe like punched fists or something to test bone strength.

Ha, wrong! Clams and I are like the tallest people you'll ever see.

plus, i love milk, i drink a lot of it (1%), i just don't drink +1 gallon a day.  lol, who drinks that much, a milk addict? 

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[Asteriskhead]

Drinking a gallon of milk a day is good for you if you're trying to put on weight and are doing some sort of physical activity. I've put on about 20 pounds in the last three months drinking a gallon a day and following a 5x5 lifting routing five days a week. I'm finally about back to where I was before my Crohn's flare-up, weight wise anyway. I'm nowhere near where my strength levels were, that will come with time, though.

[Shacks]

Also, lotta folks who were nerdy weaklings as kids and didn't turn out super hot stud muffins from drinking milk like the commercials said they would being outed here.  Ts an Ps on milk not being enough to overcome your bad genes.  I turned out just like my milk mirror reflection said I would.  Plus I bet if we went bone to bone (no mommy), I'd have the best ones in here.  Maybe like punched fists or something to test bone strength.

Ha, wrong! Clams and I are like the tallest people you'll ever see.

plus, i love milk, i drink a lot of it (1%), i just don't drink +1 gallon a day.  lol, who drinks that much, a milk addict?

The McPoyle twins?

[DQ12]

Nobody likes beer.  I refuse to believe it.  Buncha phony dicks just trying to fit in with all the other phony dicks.  It's a hard truth.  The emperor is rough ridin' naked.  Now who's the FP?  Not this guy.  Stop being what other people tell you to be jtksu.  Be the you that you want.  Don't drink things that taste like fermented butt to fit in is the moral of this story.

Wow, Mr. B.  I bring up this talking point all the time.  I don't understand people that casually drink beer.

Do I drink it?  Yep, but only to get drunk because I think being drunk is pretty fun.  Having said that beer is routinely the worst thing I, or anyone else for that matter, drinks.

People that drink beer with meals are nuts.

[puniraptor]

All wrong. I love beer.

It is my beverage of choice with meals.

[DQ12]

All wrong. I love beer.

It is my beverage of choice with meals.

Would you drink it if there wasn't any alcohol in it?

[Bloodfart]

Bloodfarts have an extemely high percentage of bone mass compared to the average joe.  Hey Mr. Bread.  Wanna go shin vs shin no you don't cause that would be like shinicide for you!   

[stunted]

Did u guys see the kidney stone thread?

Anyways, part of the joy to not drinking pop is being smug about it.  Similar to not watching TV.

"Would you like a coke?"

"No thanks, I don't drink soda."

[Stevesie60]

Did you know that when people did the Pepsi challenge, a very high number of people legitimately chose Pepsi? They put in every commercial, made sure everyone knew it, etc, but it still didn't convince anyone to buy Pepsi over Coke. Point of the story is, everyone likes Pepsi better, even you, so stop buying Coke.

Also, the only time I drink soda is in a gin press (half soda water, half Sprite). It's great for well gin because that way it covers the cheap taste, but isn't too sweet. Having that much straight soda makes me sick.

[DQ12]

is there anything better than sprite when you're sick?  i'd bet >95% of my aggregate sprite intake has been while i was sick.  it's the nectar of life. 


"ugh, still at 102?  crap.  oh well, better go drink more sprite lol."

[bones129]

is there anything better than sprite when you're sick?  i'd bet >95% of my aggregate sprite intake has been while i was sick.  it's the nectar of life. 


"ugh, still at 102?  crap.  oh well, better go drink more sprite lol."

The best used to be 7-Up, which I guess is kind of like Sprite. Never could figure out why 7-Up had medicinal benefits. It came in green bottles, and the only drink I have ever valued that comes in green bottles is Heineken.

[EMAWmeister]

All wrong. I love beer.

It is my beverage of choice with meals.

Would you drink it if there wasn't any alcohol in it?

Depends. I wouldn't drink coffee if there was no caffeine, and that's a damn fact.

[8manpick]

All wrong. I love beer.

It is my beverage of choice with meals.

Would you drink it if there wasn't any alcohol in it?

Depends. I wouldn't drink coffee if there was no caffeine, and that's a damn fact.

oh man, I would.  I wouldn't have ever gotten started drinking it if there was no caffeine, but now there are definitely times that I wish I had some decaf because it's pretty late or I already have a major caffeine buzz (from drinking a pot of coffee). I think I would on nice beers too, but i'm not sure.

[slimz]

Used to drink 24-40 oz of pop a day. About 2 years ago, stopped the regular intake. Lost almost 10 pounds in two weeks.

I still drink it at the movies or in mixed drinks or when I feel like a cold refreshing coke. I'm not anal about it. But I just don't drink it daily like I used to.

[star seed 7]

Nobody likes beer.  I refuse to believe it.  Buncha phony dicks just trying to fit in with all the other phony dicks.  It's a hard truth.  The emperor is rough ridin' naked.  Now who's the FP?  Not this guy.  Stop being what other people tell you to be jtksu.  Be the you that you want.  Don't drink things that taste like fermented butt to fit in is the moral of this story.

  <---- Mr. Bread

[steve dave]

mind blown

[AppleJack]