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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #175 on: November 18, 2012, 02:26:07 PM »
 Bailor fans taking out a lot of frustration.  Can't blame them.  It has to suck being them.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #176 on: November 18, 2012, 02:26:51 PM »
Also, you would have to go undefeated for something like 11 years straight to reach our winning percentage.......so let's touch base in 2023.     

Ah the crutch of a shitty program.  "I know we've sucked for multiple generations, but we were the bees knees in ott2-8."

Lol.   Yeah, I was clearly referring to the distant past.   Like last year.  Or last NIGHT.

Stick to making fun of people's wives dying......y'all suck at legitimate smack.

You aren't ready for the big time trolling yet...go practice up at hootriceowls.com or whateves

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #177 on: November 18, 2012, 02:27:11 PM »
prison rape

Oh, Karma, God is coming to get you for making light of rape.  How could you, you're a horrible person, rape is serious.

BTW where the eff were all of you losers on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #178 on: November 18, 2012, 02:29:07 PM »
prison rape

Oh, Karma, God is coming to get you for making light of rape.  How could you, you're a horrible person, rape is serious.

BTW where the eff were all of you losers on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

They are just a garbage fan base.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #179 on: November 18, 2012, 02:35:33 PM »
prison rape

Oh, Karma, God is coming to get you for making light of rape.  How could you, you're a horrible person, rape is serious.

BTW where the eff were all of you losers on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

I agree it's serious.   Hope you guys are ok. 

And ftr, you aholes brought this on yourselves.   Sick jokes making fun of a woman dying.   You lost all respect I had for you.      Pathetic. 

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #180 on: November 18, 2012, 02:36:50 PM »
This whole thread is garbage.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #181 on: November 18, 2012, 02:37:59 PM »
You lost all respect I had for you.

I have no idea who the hell you are

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #182 on: November 18, 2012, 02:38:13 PM »
prison rape

Oh, Karma, God is coming to get you for making light of rape.  How could you, you're a horrible person, rape is serious.

BTW where the eff were all of you losers on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

I agree it's serious.   Hope you guys are ok. 

And ftr, you aholes brought this on yourselves.   Sick jokes making fun of a woman dying.   You lost all respect I had for you.      Pathetic.

Good.  Nobody around here cares about who you respect.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #183 on: November 18, 2012, 02:40:29 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #184 on: November 18, 2012, 02:42:17 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

They should be celebrating the biggest win in their dog crap history

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #185 on: November 18, 2012, 02:46:02 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

Ah, the mark of a butthurt program........resorting to bashing religion.    Keep this thread going guys, it is full of win. 

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #186 on: November 18, 2012, 02:47:34 PM »
Will the 73 fans that rushed the field buy the tshirt?  What will it say?  "We caged the top cat" is my vote.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #187 on: November 18, 2012, 02:48:23 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

They should be celebrating the biggest win in their dog crap history

Didn't we just establish that our "history" is significantly more successful than yours?    Geez, you guys suck at this.   

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #188 on: November 18, 2012, 02:49:17 PM »
I'm not bashing religion. I'm simply trying to relate to you. To understand your need to seek validation, from individuals you have never met, I feel that I first need to get a grasp on this concept that controls all of your actions. Your need to believe in an imaginary man in the sky.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #189 on: November 18, 2012, 03:01:32 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

They should be celebrating the biggest win in their dog crap history

Didn't we just establish that our "history" is significantly more successful than yours?    Geez, you guys suck at this.   

Not even close.  Sorry.  I know you want some all time win stat to count but it doesn't.  Show me your Big 12 title of you lose.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #190 on: November 18, 2012, 03:05:19 PM »
I'm not bashing religion. I'm simply trying to relate to you. To understand your need to seek validation, from individuals you have never met, I feel that I first need to get a grasp on this concept that controls all of your actions. Your need to believe in an imaginary man in the sky.

Lulz.  First, you have absolutely no idea what my religion is.   Second, if you assume I'm a Christian then telling me my God is an imaginary man in the sky would qualify as resorting to religion bashing (and this is a football board.....incredibly lame regardless).

You got beat, you're butthurt, so you start trying to make fun of God because you lost to a Christian school.   Just wow.    And on the same thread you've been laughing about someone's wife dying.   You guys have taken suck to whole new levels. 

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #191 on: November 18, 2012, 03:08:55 PM »
Shouldn't you be reading a bible or wearing magic underwear or something? I thought the internet was a device of Satan.

They should be celebrating the biggest win in their dog crap history

Didn't we just establish that our "history" is significantly more successful than yours?    Geez, you guys suck at this.   

Not even close.  Sorry.  I know you want some all time win stat to count but it doesn't.  Show me your Big 12 title of you lose.

I'm not the one who brought up an all time win stat.   How 'bout I show you a picture of the scoreboard from last night?

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #192 on: November 18, 2012, 03:17:09 PM »
Lol taking pictures of scoreboards. Grats on your super bowl.... You were one of the few Baylor fans that can say you saw it in person.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #193 on: November 18, 2012, 03:26:46 PM »
Lol taking pictures of scoreboards. Grats on your super bowl.... You were one of the few Baylor fans that can say you saw it in person.

I think Baylor just rushed for an additional hundred yards while you were typing that.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #194 on: November 18, 2012, 03:26:53 PM »
Scoreboard pictures?!

I'd say "act like you've been there" but they haven't

I needed a good laugh, thanks

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #195 on: November 18, 2012, 03:30:34 PM »
You are getting incredibly defensive. Answer me this. If your god is both omnipotent and benevolent, why would he smite Phil Bennett's wife?

Is Phil Bennett the modern day Job? His wife was taken from him, then god expelled him from Manhattan, Kansas, the happiest place on earth. Now, he's trapped in hell on earth, Texas. Worse than that Waco, Texas, which has got to be like the 8th level of hell.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #196 on: November 18, 2012, 03:35:48 PM »
Like most people, I'd never even met a K State fan. Given that they're from nowhere and go nowhere, that's not all that surprising.

Had no idea y'all were such pure white trash until I saw this thread, but given that you associate with a shitty school from Manhattan, Kansas, I guess it stands to reason.

Lots of hubris for what is historically one of the worst programs in Division 1 football. At a shitty schol. In a shitty state. With shitty white trash fans.

Hope you enjoyed getting it broke off in you last night. You probably did. Be careful cooking that meth; I hear those operations can explode on you.

Carry on.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #197 on: November 18, 2012, 03:38:25 PM »
Like most people, I'd never even met a K State fan. Given that they're from nowhere and go nowhere, that's not all that surprising.

Had no idea y'all were such pure white trash until I saw this thread, but given that you associate with a shitty school from Manhattan, Kansas, I guess it stands to reason.

Lots of hubris for what is historically one of the worst programs in Division 1 football. At a shitty schol. In a shitty state. With shitty white trash fans.

Hope you enjoyed getting it broke off in you last night. You probably did. Be careful cooking that meth; I hear those operations can explode on you.

Carry on.

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #198 on: November 18, 2012, 03:38:53 PM »
You are getting incredibly defensive. Answer me this. If your god is both omnipotent and benevolent, why would he smite Phil Bennett's wife?

Is Phil Bennett the modern day Job? His wife was taken from him, then god expelled him from Manhattan, Kansas, the happiest place on earth. Now, he's trapped in hell on earth, Texas. Worse than that Waco, Texas, which has got to be like the 8th level of hell.

Zero idea why God is in the conversation.   Talk about desperation.    This is a football board.     Like I said, stick to making fun of dead women......it's what y'all are good at. 

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Re: Dear Phil Bennett...
« Reply #199 on: November 18, 2012, 03:40:08 PM »
Why are you being mean to us, Robert Wilson  :confused:
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