guys. this is the happiest i have ever been in my entire life. and i love each and every one of you.
see, that's just it...i'm not happy at all. i'm v angry to the point that i almost want to fight somebody.
I've actually been in like 4 or 5 fights since we've been No. 1 (I'm not sure the exact number because I tend to black out when I get extremely angry). Sometimes I feel bad afterward because the person usually doesn't deserve the pummeling that I give them. For example, just last night I beat a middle-aged woman to a pulp simply because she was wearing a shirt with Donald Duck on it.
"Oregon fan!" I screamed, full of rage?
She looked at me startled, and pretty confused.
Before I knew it I was standing over her, kicking her limp body and pouring orange juice on her and yelling, "Who's number 1 lady? Tell me, who is number 1!"
I don't even think she liked sports.