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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 10:36:06 AM »


check out this boss japanese squirrel!  :D

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 10:38:59 AM »


check out this boss japanese squirrel!  :D
omg that thing is adorable. post a link to it running around doing things.
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2012, 10:41:44 AM »
I have a bloody history with squirrels.  The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel.  Trust me on this.

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Re: Squirrels
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 10:43:34 AM »
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2012, 10:45:15 AM »


check out this boss japanese squirrel!  :D
omg that thing is adorable. post a link to it running around doing things.
nevermind:
 :lol: (make sure and mute the video though  :facepalm:)
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2012, 06:14:01 PM »
Somebody ought to set something like this up on campus:

Do remember more than one occasion tied up dogs barking at squirrels outside of Eisenhower while their masters were in classes.

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2012, 06:17:48 PM »
squirrels are so amazing

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2012, 06:22:19 PM »
my great aunt had a pet squirrel (can't think of the name right now) what a crazy lady

I know a guy who captured a squirrel and kept it in a cage in his dorm room (wasn't a K-State student).  It lost all its fur and then died.
Just goes to show...you can't take a squirrel olut of its element. What would have happened to the student if the squirrel captured him and put him in a tree?

if the squirrel gave the student food, water and shelter the student would be fine.  same goes for the squirrel that the student starved to death.

He provided the squirrel with food and water and kept the cage clean too, don't know why he died that way.  Maybe he already had mange :dunno:

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2012, 10:01:14 PM »
maybe squirrels don't like beef jerky and potato chips?
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »
maybe squirrels don't like beef jerky and potato chips?

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2012, 10:09:47 PM »
I caught like 15 squirrels this summer and relocated them to Swope Park because they were eating my tomatoes!   :shakesfist:

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2012, 10:11:12 PM »
I caught like 15 squirrels this summer and relocated them to Swope Park because they were eating my tomatoes!   :shakesfist:
what a bizarre lie
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2012, 10:13:44 PM »
I caught like 15 squirrels this summer and relocated them to Swope Park because they were eating my tomatoes!   :shakesfist:
what a bizarre lie

I'm telling the truth Rams.

I used one of these.  Used peanut butter to catch them, my neighborhood is overrun with squirrels and my relocation program had little impact.


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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2012, 10:23:22 PM »
squirrels don't eat tomatoes, debunked.
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2012, 10:24:50 PM »
squirrels don't eat tomatoes, debunked.

nice try pudwillie.  LSIQ. 

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
I think squirrels and rabbits both eat tomatoes. I've sacrificed many to what I assume are both. mrs. dave gets really angry because they don't finish one before moving onto the next which makes me smile.

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2012, 10:29:42 PM »
I think squirrels and rabbits both eat tomatoes. I've sacrificed many to what I assume are both. mrs. dave gets really angry because they don't finish one before moving onto the next which makes me smile.

I know.  Those assholes take one bite and leave the rest on the ground.  I feel like Rick at a tailgate feeding SD's pud friends when those little bastards eat the tomatoes. 

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2012, 10:31:51 PM »
  omg hide the beer too! these squirrels will eat anything!
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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2012, 10:32:55 PM »
I think squirrels and rabbits both eat tomatoes. I've sacrificed many to what I assume are both. mrs. dave gets really angry because they don't finish one before moving onto the next which makes me smile.

I know.  Those assholes take one bite and leave the rest on the ground.  I feel like Rick at a tailgate feeding SD's pud friends when those little bastards eat the tomatoes.

mine eat a bite and leave it on the vine which pisses mrs. dave off even more

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2012, 01:06:23 AM »



This borders on perverse. Has anyone reported it?

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2012, 01:23:12 AM »


check out this boss japanese squirrel!  :D

Dude, that's clearly a rabbit.

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2012, 01:24:06 AM »
wish I could pet one, they are so cute

Hope you also think Rabies and the Hanta virus are cute.

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2012, 01:41:05 AM »
I think squirrels and rabbits both eat tomatoes. I've sacrificed many to what I assume are both. mrs. dave gets really angry because they don't finish one before moving onto the next which makes me smile.

I know.  Those assholes take one bite and leave the rest on the ground.  I feel like Rick at a tailgate feeding SD's pud friends when those little bastards eat the tomatoes.

wetwillie is right, what you are describing is a squirrel biting a tomato, being disgusted, refusing to eat it, moving on to the next tomato, trying it, etc.  not a squirrel happily eating tomatoes.  if you were to cage one of your trapped squirrels with nothing but a bunch of tomatoes to eat, all its hair would fall out and it'd die.

"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Squirrels
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2012, 01:57:47 AM »
I think squirrels and rabbits both eat tomatoes. I've sacrificed many to what I assume are both. mrs. dave gets really angry because they don't finish one before moving onto the next which makes me smile.

I know.  Those assholes take one bite and leave the rest on the ground.  I feel like Rick at a tailgate feeding SD's pud friends when those little bastards eat the tomatoes.

wetwillie is right, what you are describing is a squirrel biting a tomato, being disgusted, refusing to eat it, moving on to the next tomato, trying it, etc.  not a squirrel happily eating tomatoes.  if you were to cage one of your trapped squirrels with nothing but a bunch of tomatoes to eat, all its hair would fall out and it'd die.

To be fair, if you caged anything and fed it nothing but tomatoes it would die.  Not sure about the hair loss though.