it would suck to have terrible genes like you guys where you constantly crave snacks, etc. and must focus on eating yogurt because
a) it bridges your hunger between meals (eating disorder?)
b) you have to eat it because it is "healthy" and your body struggles to deal with your attraction to your high fat/unheathy diet.
I get yogurt primarily because it's easy to store/eat at work.
I play basketball at 6am, stop into Safeway on the way to work and by my Fage Greek Yogurt for the week (mixing up the flavors of course), and then eat it at my desk while I fire up goEMAW.com. It's a pretty great routine, except for one time I left an extra yogurt in the fridge over the weekend and it got thrown out (or someone stole it).
why get anything at all? can't your fat fingers wait until lunch? good grief, do i need to get you an appointment with richard simmons?
oh man, i need 100 calories so bad, can't wait a couple hours, my metabolism is pud. gmafb.
hey guys sorry i am late for palates today, i left my yogurt at the house and had to turn around and grab it.
oh man. yogurt. hey, fellas, come on over for a party this weekend, i've got a plate full of ants on a log, we can chow down.

oh man, you can't make this stuff up