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Pittcat · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:55:36 AM »

9 and O...kie State is Wildcats Latest Victim

Cats roll 55 to 15

Gundy still a man

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:12:37 AM »

Klein in the Clip, One (Heisman) in the Hole
Klein throws 4 TD's, runs for 1 more as big wins becoming mundane for the Cats.

Harry Dunne · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:17:25 AM »

Quote from: POWL on October 30, 2012, 07:30:02 PM

Klein Em' Cowboy !
CK rides away with The Heisman

slobber · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:21:23 AM »

Quote from: Harry Dunne on October 31, 2012, 10:17:25 AM

Quote from: POWL on October 30, 2012, 07:30:02 PM
Klein Em' Cowboy !
CK rides away with The Heisman

Yes, I like this one. I am thinking a bit more along the lines of:
Cowboys Get Thrown-
Klein rides away with The Heisman

SwiftCat · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:25:28 AM »

Wichita Back Explodes for
250 Yards and 2 Touchdowns

DeMarcus Robinson runs wild in Manhattan, later asks Joseph Randle to hold his jock strap.
'Cats win big, 57-10.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:26:32 AM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on October 31, 2012, 10:25:28 AM

Wichita Back Explodes for
250 Yards and 2 Touchdowns

DeMarcus Robinson runs wild in Manhattan, later asks Joseph Randle to hold his jock strap.
'Cats win big, 57-10.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:36:50 PM »

ORLAN-D'OH!
Qatz Lose Out On Chance At MNC Oppy at Magic Kingdom In Surprise 90-Point Loss to Pokes

puniraptor · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:39:27 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2012, 02:36:50 PM

ORLAN-D'OH!
Qatz Lose Out On Chance At MNC Oppy at Magic Kingdom In Surprise 90-Point Loss to Pokes

reverse jinx attempt, or have you been hacked?

8manpick · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:57:04 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 02:39:27 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
ORLAN-D'OH!
Qatz Lose Out On Chance At MNC Oppy at Magic Kingdom In Surprise 90-Point Loss to Pokes

reverse jinx attempt, or have you been hacked?

Looks like we caught a sock operator here, folks.

puniraptor · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2012, 02:59:38 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 02:57:04 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 02:39:27 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
ORLAN-D'OH!
Qatz Lose Out On Chance At MNC Oppy at Magic Kingdom In Surprise 90-Point Loss to Pokes

reverse jinx attempt, or have you been hacked?

Looks like we caught a sock operator here, folks.

HereCumsBenny, YOUVE BEEN OUTED

8manpick · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:43:26 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 02:59:38 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 02:57:04 PM
Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2012, 02:39:27 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 31, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
ORLAN-D'OH!
Qatz Lose Out On Chance At MNC Oppy at Magic Kingdom In Surprise 90-Point Loss to Pokes

reverse jinx attempt, or have you been hacked?

Looks like we caught a sock operator here, folks.

HereCumsBenny, YOUVE BEEN OUTED

J · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:06:47 PM »

Mike Gundy Is A Piece of crap

Gundy looks like he is going to take a crap all game and also is a piece of crap as he loses to National Championship contenders Kansas State 99-3

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:13:43 PM »

GLAZED DONUT
'Cats Shut Out 'Pokes, Keep Marching Toward Date With Destiny in Jacksonville
"It feels like 1991 all over again," says mascot whose face always looks sweaty and/or glazed

8manpick · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:14:52 PM »

nice try SkinnyBullet

yoEMAW · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:18:18 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 04:14:52 PM

nice try SkinnyBullet

Yeah, SkinBen, I'm a little confused by your tactics.

p1k3 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:22:22 PM »

what a racist mascot

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:25:18 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 04:14:52 PM

nice try SkinnyBullet

It's like the Laundromat is up in this mofo....

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:25:33 PM »

Sidewind it on up!

Oklahoma State head coach Mike Gundy assaulted in parking lot by sidewinders dojo, claims he suffered four kicks to the balls.

K-State wins by 28.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:33:24 PM »

Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2012, 04:18:18 PM

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
nice try SkinnyBullet

Yeah, SkinBen, I'm a little confused by your tactics.

Just riffin'

I was under the impression this was a brainstorm. Is this not a brainstorm?

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #44 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:37:50 PM »

PISTOL PETE BENT OVER A BARREL

Walks bowlegged back to Stillwater

Unruly · « **Reply #45 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on October 31, 2012, 04:37:50 PM

PISTOL PETE BENT OVER A BARREL

Walks bowlegged back to Stillwater

Why does he have a mouth under his chin?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #46 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:42:05 PM »

Pistol Pete Has Girl's Legs Dangling From Filthy Anus

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #47 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:49:00 PM »

BREAKING: PISTOL PETE JUST A MAN WEARING A FAKE HEAD

WILLIE THE WILDCAT SPEAKS OUT IN SUPPORT

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #48 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:53:54 PM »

OSU MASCOT JAILED AFTER SHOOTING 7 SCHOOLCHILDREN

'DEPRESSION AND ALCOHOLISM TO BLAME' EXPLAINS LAWYER FOR VIOLENT AND MILDLY RACIST MASCOT

MeatSauce · « **Reply #49 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:03:20 PM »

"THAT TIME IT HIT MY BALLS"

Bullet dodging Oklahoma State student, suffers collapsed testicle from a Nigel Malone "gronk" spike during feverish pick 6 endzone celebration by the Wildcats en route to Saturdays 52-7 drubbing.