Why is Tubberville such a dick?

[RightMeow]

Tommy on conference call right now.

http://www.big12sports.com/mediaPortal/player.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=10410&catid=0

[Dugout DickStone]

I really don't buy the swim coach kicked his ass story.

[SleepFighter]

I really don't buy the swim coach kicked his ass story.

Face nuggies!

[Skipper44]

IIRC, Clay Travis gave his theory on what happened when he was on the Border Patrol in September.  I believe he thinks the swim coach beat him up or ran Petrino off the road or both.  I recall Clay claimed he even visited the crash scene 

I applaud Auburn if they hire Petrino, I am not sure where else they would go and all Bobby has to do is find God and get "saved" and he will be golden - if he wins, of course.

[qatzmanchu]

IIRC, Clay Travis gave his theory on what happened when he was on the Border Patrol in September.  I believe he thinks the swim coach beat him up or ran Petrino off the road or both.  I recall Clay claimed he even visited the crash scene 

I applaud Auburn if they hire Petrino, I am not sure where else they would go and all Bobby has to do is find God and get "saved" and he will be golden - if he wins, of course.

Im kind of jealous of Auburn for the fact they have a church for coaches to "find God" and get "saved" and that this church uses its vast funding ability to recruit.

We need a church where the collection plates are made of players pockets. Nobody can convinice me that a $250k national title wasnt money well spent.

[MakeItRain]

I think he wrecked the bike at a low speed and she was wearing a helmet while he was being a moron.

He had broken ribs, she walked off.  Was she wearing a ten inch thick titanium and diamond body suit too?

Well, I think it happens a lot in wrecks that one person gets really hurt and another walks away.  Don't think something that simple warrants a conspiracy theory.

Yes.

they were on a motorcycle not in a F150

[Dugout DickStone]

Auburn would let him add her to the staff if it meant beating bama.

[dmartin]

remember how the kids would ride on Frosty the Snowman's back as he glided along the hills?  Yeah, imagine the whore riding Petrino down the road. no damage for her, massive damage for him.

[MakeItRain]

Auburn would let him add her to the staff if it meant beating bama.

He has no shot of getting a BCS job for '13.  He'll be someone's O coordinator.

[SdK]

Didn't know he played at Carroll. One of my best friends is an alumnus.