Stoops twizzle Dick Bob: eff it, the shotgun RB sweep hasn't worked once and our RB is rough ridin' hurt, lets run it for the 13th time on 2nd and 10 for negative yards
Stoople twizzle dick honkey Mike: hey, nd has 3rd and medium, lets bring a meaningless blitz againg their bootleg drag pass for the 11th time tonight, maybe their wr will be nice and drop one
Honkey Bob: haaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww
Honkey Mike: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww
Transition to that scary scene from Pinnochio