Stay at home mom/dad

[Kat Kid]

I stay at home everday with like 12 kids and the fact that it's so pud is why I can message board 24/7/365 open on christmas day.

(pud) case closed

[slobber]

I stay at home everday with like 12 kids and the fact that it's so pud is why I can message board 24/7/365 open on christmas day.

(pud) case closed

This case (thread) may be closed, but a new case just opened up at the Nebraska SRS. Steve Dave isn't even sure of how many kids he is taking care of. 

[Rams]

might depend on the age of the kid, because every once in a while when i stay home with my 4 year old, i am ready to go back to work by noon.

Sounds like someone is getting outsmarted by their 4 year old.

oh absolutely.  4 year olds are smart as crap.

can confirm.  last weekend:

lil rams: dad why does willie have a big cat head and human body.

rams: well...because...he's the mascot...that's just...uh...he's a wildcat.

lil rams: but it's just a guy in a costume, right?

rams:  yeah 

[OK_Cat]

my 4 year old big-time'd the crap out of me the other day.  She busted open the bathroom door while I was on the toilet, took a picture with my phone, and then threatened to put it on facebook unless she got a snack pack.

i mean, wtf, where do they learn this crap.   eff you, Charlie Brown.

[Rams]

my 4 year old big-time'd the crap out of me the other day.  She busted open the bathroom door while I was on the toilet, took a picture with my phone, and then threatened to put it on facebook unless she got a snack pack.

i mean, wtf, where do they learn this crap.   eff you, Charlie Brown.

  T's & P's dude.  my 4 year old doesn't know how to unlock my phone, certainly doesn't know how to open up my camera, and doesn't have a clue what facebook is.  are you being serious?  that's some crazy crap for a 4 year old.  like I can't even imagine.

[michigancat]

Shocking that okcat's kid is a little shithead,

[Kat Kid]

my 4 year old big-time'd the crap out of me the other day.  She busted open the bathroom door while I was on the toilet, took a picture with my phone, and then threatened to put it on facebook unless she got a snack pack.

i mean, wtf, where do they learn this crap.   eff you, Charlie Brown.

Yeah.  Like I said earlier.

might depend on the age of the kid, because every once in a while when i stay home with my 4 year old, i am ready to go back to work by noon.

Sounds like someone is getting outsmarted by their 4 year old.

[ChiComCat]

Why the eff do these 4 year olds know what smart phones are.  My 2 year old nephew has an iPad my parents bought him.  WTF?  If I have a 2 year old and my parents get him an iPad, ChiCat has a new iPad

[Mrs. Gooch]

Just to clarify, I am gainfully employed.  I just took a day off to babysit my kid.

It's not called babysitting if it is your own kid. It is called parenting.

[Kat Kid]

Just to clarify, I am gainfully employed.  I just took a day off to babysit my kid.

It's not called babysitting if it is your own kid. It is called parenting.

yeah, that was an inside joke.  But good job being the conscience of goEMAW clown feet.

[slobber]

Just to clarify, I am gainfully employed.  I just took a day off to babysit my kid.

It's not called babysitting if it is your own kid. It is called parenting.

Oh SNAP. Mrs. dobber would have back handed you for making that comment as well! I glossed right over it.

[Brock Landers]

Shocking that okcat's kid is a little shithead,

Yes, and is familiar with the concept of blackmail.  JFC.

[Emo EMAW]

Rumors OK_cat's kid's tap dancing lessons are in the Enid cemetery. 

[Dugout DickStone]

might depend on the age of the kid, because every once in a while when i stay home with my 4 year old, i am ready to go back to work by noon.

Sounds like someone is getting outsmarted by their 4 year old.

oh absolutely.  4 year olds are smart as crap.

can confirm.  last weekend:

lil rams: dad why does willie have a big cat head and human body.

rams: well...because...he's the mascot...that's just...uh...he's a wildcat.

lil rams: but it's just a guy in a costume, right?

rams:  yeah 

He had to ask you if it was actually a guy in a costume?  He may be kind of slow.

If I were a SAHD I would be so jacked/tan.

[AbeFroman]

It is an important job. A good stay at home parent will make sure your kids grow up to be functioning normal adults. However, I would not say it is "hard" or "difficult" at all.

[Bloodfart]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

[wetwillie]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

You milk it like you have never milked anything in your life. 

[michigancat]

It is an important job. A good stay at home parent will make sure your kids grow up to be functioning normal adults. However, I would not say it is "hard" or "difficult" at all.

I would argue that it's more difficult than important.

[Mr Bread]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

How?

[Bloodfart]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

How?

It is like hitting an extremely huge lottery jackpot payout for the rest of our lives when it comes to Mrs. BF's income.

[Mr Bread]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

How?

It is like hitting an extremely huge lottery jackpot payout for the rest of our lives when it comes to Mrs. BF's income.

Nicely done, sir.   Hold on loosely, but don't let go.

[star seed 7]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

How?

It is like hitting an extremely huge lottery jackpot payout for the rest of our lives when it comes to Mrs. BF's income.

Nicely done, sir.   Hold on loosely, but don't let go.

yeah, enjoy it... not many get to experience such paradise that is the SAHD.

[Bloodfart]

Bloodfart is currently staring SQUARE in the face of FTSAHD.  What to do?  Any suggestos?  TIA?

How?

It is like hitting an extremely huge lottery jackpot payout for the rest of our lives when it comes to Mrs. BF's income.

Nicely done, sir.   Hold on loosely, but don't let go.

yeah, enjoy it... not many get to experience such paradise that is the SAHD.

[Rams]

might depend on the age of the kid, because every once in a while when i stay home with my 4 year old, i am ready to go back to work by noon.

Sounds like someone is getting outsmarted by their 4 year old.

oh absolutely.  4 year olds are smart as crap.

can confirm.  last weekend:

lil rams: dad why does willie have a big cat head and human body.

rams: well...because...he's the mascot...that's just...uh...he's a wildcat.

lil rams: but it's just a guy in a costume, right?

rams:  yeah 

He had to ask you if it was actually a guy in a costume?  He may be kind of slow.

If I were a SAHD I would be so jacked/tan.

yeah he's 4 and the little moron still believes in santa claus and the tooth fairy too. can you believe that?

[Dugout DickStone]

Jeez, I see where he gets it.