Author Topic: Signs that goEMAW is affecting your daily life (Read 104511 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #501 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:08:51 PM »

Ms. Wacky and I were looking at dates to book our Marco trip last weekend. She said the weekend of fattyfest and I immediately said: "Nope. NOPE. NOPE!That's fattyfest weekend. I can't miss it for a 3rd year straight. NOPE!

CASE CLOSED!

slobber · « **Reply #502 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:11:02 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 30, 2014, 02:08:51 PM

Ms. Wacky and I were looking at dates to book our Marco trip last weekend. She said the weekend of fattyfest and I immediately said: "Nope. NOPE. NOPE!That's fattyfest weekend. I can't miss it for a 3rd year straight. NOPE!

VAG CLOSED!

FYP (and more than likely true!)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #503 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:16:00 PM »

Yup!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #504 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:20:18 PM »

Gooch & I were discussing our summer trip at lunch today and the two options were the first or third weekend in June. And I saw, "What are the dates for the 3rd weekend?" and he said "Fattyfest" then I said "Nope, we can't go that weekend."

slobber · « **Reply #505 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on April 30, 2014, 02:20:18 PM

Gooch & I were discussing our summer trip at lunch today and the two options were the first or third weekend in June. And I saw, "What are the dates for the 3rd weekend?" and he said "Fattyfest" then I said "Nope, we can't go that weekend."

I have several responses, but I have disrespected women enough (I am not KatDaddy!), so I will just say the obvious, and that is that I don't think anyone on gE would expect anything less than that from you.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #506 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:01:58 PM »

Dropped a "Get your dicks out" reference at home tonight in casual conversation with my wife.

She responded with, "Sorry, fresh out of dicks."

The Big Train · « **Reply #507 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 04, 2014, 10:01:58 PM

Dropped a "Get your dicks out" reference at home tonight in casual conversation with my wife.

She responded with, "Sorry, fresh out of dicks."

Sounds like you have a keeper

Panjandrum · « **Reply #508 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:14:58 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on May 04, 2014, 10:12:54 PM

Quote from: Panjandrum on May 04, 2014, 10:01:58 PM
Dropped a "Get your dicks out" reference at home tonight in casual conversation with my wife.

She responded with, "Sorry, fresh out of dicks."

Sounds like you have a keeper

Indeed I do.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #509 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:20:27 PM »

There is a salon called "Salon Mir" and I drive by it often. I always say "Salon Make It Rain" in my head

star seed 7 · « **Reply #510 on:** May 04, 2014, 10:30:29 PM »

Saw a car mustache in manhattan and knew what was going on

pissclams · « **Reply #511 on:** May 07, 2014, 12:17:23 PM »

i just told the guy in the office next to me that i am going to end chick-fil-a's throat for lunch

'taterblast · « **Reply #512 on:** May 07, 2014, 12:54:49 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 07, 2014, 12:17:23 PM

i just told the guy in the office next to me that i am going to end chick-fil-a's throat for lunch

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on May 04, 2014, 10:20:27 PM

There is a salon called "Salon Mir" and I drive by it often. I always say "Salon Make It Rain" in my head

both of these

puniraptor · « **Reply #513 on:** May 07, 2014, 01:18:55 PM »

now whenever I see a dead snake in the road, I get kind of sad.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #514 on:** May 07, 2014, 03:19:57 PM »

I saw the date for the Iowa State game and saw that MIR sent the invite and emailed Ms. wacky to save the date. This is what went down:

Ms. Wacky

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Can’t, we have my friend’s wedding that weekend

Me

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That's BS. I've already been to two. One in which, I had no clue who the rough ridin' ppl were. New rule. I don't go to any wedding where i've never met the ppl from here on out.

Ms. Wacky

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You met her last year on Cinco De Mayo…BOOM!
You didn’t’ say you had to remember or when you met her!
So get your suit and tie ready sucka

Me

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What time is this wedding? I’m seriously already getting anxiety from it, cause I’m not going to be able to watch the first major game of the year.

Also, is she mental? Cause no right minded person schedules a wedding on the first college football meaningful Saturday of the year. Does the dude have balls? Does he like ballerina? What the eff? ?

Then...

Ms. Wacky

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Omg please stop. I have no idea. I haven’t’ gotten the invite yet. This football driven anxiety is not an issue right now. So please stop talking about something 5 months away.

then

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Conversation over for now.

She just CASE CLOSED me.

puniraptor · « **Reply #515 on:** May 07, 2014, 03:20:53 PM »

TownieCat · « **Reply #516 on:** May 07, 2014, 03:22:21 PM »

CASE CLOSED

mocat · « **Reply #517 on:** May 07, 2014, 03:28:26 PM »

Does he like ballerina?

wackycat more like russian accent cat

MakeItRain · « **Reply #518 on:** May 07, 2014, 06:43:58 PM »

OK_Cat · « **Reply #519 on:** May 07, 2014, 07:03:14 PM »

No way that you're still together by the Iowa state game, fanman. Peggy Po!

Spracne · « **Reply #520 on:** May 07, 2014, 07:04:11 PM »

Quote from: mocat on May 07, 2014, 03:28:26 PM

Does he like ballerina?

wackycat more like russian accent cat

Get out of my head

or at least tidy the place up a bit while you're there.

'taterblast · « **Reply #521 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:10:44 AM »

i'm in a class for work and at the front of the room under "What You Hope to Learn Today" someone wrote "How to build up on PI skills"

mocat · « **Reply #522 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:12:21 AM »

Quote from: Spracne on May 07, 2014, 07:04:11 PM

Quote from: mocat on May 07, 2014, 03:28:26 PM
Does he like ballerina?

wackycat more like russian accent cat

Get out of my head or at least tidy the place up a bit while you're there.

i got out of there yesterday. too much mushy meat floating around

'taterblast · « **Reply #523 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:13:23 AM »

"Career aspirations in PI"

"Know when to apply PI to any problem"

"How we can use PI globally"

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #524 on:** May 14, 2014, 03:46:53 PM »

In this recap, when Salladhor Saan is telling thee joke that the whores had already heard, I really wanted one of them to say "Luked".
http://happyplace.someecards.com/2014/05/13/got-recap-season-4/if-game-of-thrones-took-place-entirely-on-facebook-season-4-episode-6/