sooo... i was flipping around channels last night and watched a bit of the 700 club. they were doing an answer session of letters people had sent in.
the best one went something like this:
Q: adam and eve populated the world, but to do this they had to commit incest. i find this troubling because incest is a sin now, so it makes sense that it was a sin back then too.
A: well, great question. first, there was no sin back then except don't eat the fruit, so them sexing each other up wasn't a sin, they just had to do what they had to do to populate the earth. second, incest isn't really a sin, it just has a higher chance of making Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) babies.
second best:
Q: i have been watching your show since i was a young boy, and you have a very popular show that everyone watches. the bible says when everyone on earth hears the word of god, then jesus will come back. with how poplular your show is and with missions around the world i have to believe that everyone in the world has heard the word of god, so why hasn't he come back yet?
A: great question! there are still remote people in the amazon that haven't heard the word of god yet and there are new babies born everyday that haven't heard about it. but we are close! jesus will be coming back VERY soon because we are super close to doing this!!!
third best:
Q: when we die do we go directly to heaven, or do we wait underground with our bodies until jesus comes back, and then go to heaven with jesus?
A: your soul goes directly to heaven, when jesus comes back then your body rises from the grave and joins your soul in heaven, that is if you accepted jesus into your heart.
THESE ARE THE rough ridin' PEOPLE THAT ARE VOTING REPUBLICANS INTO OFFICE
