Hmm. That's 4 am. Is it okay if I'm really drunk and angry at Jimmy Carter and maybe conflating those emotions with the weird ass goat slaying holiday in Egypt this weekend?
Do they need more goats? I could prolly convert some meat goats into slaying goats on the fly. 
It's hard to see here (and even harder to photo from a moving car), but that's a goat peaking out in the right side of that trunk. Slating the goat at home is part of the rough ridin' holiday ritual. There is honest to god a rough ridin' steer tied to a pillar in the parking garage under my building right now for the same purpose.
