Hey got fired, you guys
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Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
I don't even really know what I did at work anyway. Who does? Just wasting my precious time when I could be rockin' or rollin'.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
They won't get away with this. I'm mother f-ing Karl Welzein. And I'm sick of bein' neighborly.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Got in the 'Bring, top down, lit a cig, cranked the Stranglehold, let the double middle freedom rockets fly to glory, and peeled out.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
On the way out, I told Ken, "Later tater. By the way, I smoked your old lady with my man meat." Thought he was gonna explode!
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
When you get up in someone's face, double middles blazin' with head swagger bangin', it's the ultimate Power Move. Stone Cold said that.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Walked up to Nosey Lady, gave her the double middles like freedom rockets, and bailed out like a boss player.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Slowly put my headphones on, cranked up Van Halen's Poundcake on the Discman, and power walked outta there with class and dignity.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Told the head honcho, "I'm the President & CEO of Bad Boy City, USA. And if you don't like it, I got 2 words for ya. Suck it." Did the move.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Head honcho said, "Karl, we have to let you go. It's just not working out." I work out all the time doin' 'shups in the john!
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Head honcho said, "Karl, I have some bad news." Told him, "The Tigers un-won?" Went in for a K-Money fist bump explosion. Denied.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Went to meet with the head honcho. He said, "Karl, nice blazer." I said, "Peep the teal. All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy."
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Had to go in the gal's john for a hot mustard squirt. Domo arigato, peener was dehydrato.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Nosey Lady woke me up from a power snooze on the floor. I like to be rested before I hustle for paper. It's an old trick from the streets.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Layed low at work to get my spirits high and burn off the booze fumes. Smelled like a tire fire made of tires of liquor. Needed 'logne.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Figured the head honcho would wanna have a guy to guy, pronto, so I pregamed some trunk liquor to get loose and conversational.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Threw on my Craig Sager teal blazer from Men's Wearhouse and power walked into work with Van Halen's Top of the World blarin' on my discman.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
If your team wins a big one and you don't feel like a big pile of garbage the next day, you're not a true fan, you guys.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night. And took a bottle of Smirnoff to the head. 'Cause that's gone. Whole pack of cigs. And weed.
Karl Welzein ?@DadBoner
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
