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Re: First to 500
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2012, 10:14:30 AM »
Amount of teeth per WV county?
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Re: First to 500
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2012, 10:15:35 AM »
Number of yards the average Kansas high school team would put up on your defense.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2012, 10:17:15 AM »
How many posts you guys will make before he reveals some not-too-impressive and even less funny factoid?
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Re: First to 500
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2012, 10:20:03 AM »
miles you have to walk to find potable water so you just drink regular river water that's gross and full of dead squirrels

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2012, 10:28:56 AM »
Dogs under your trailer

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2012, 10:33:37 AM »
# of filly's i've slayed that are dear to you.  :gocho:

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2012, 10:38:41 AM »
# of combined steak dinners my grandpa, great grandpa & great great grandpa ate before I was even alive

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2012, 11:05:46 AM »
The number of times your grandma said "I can't believe they don't have possum on the menu" when eating at Cracker Barrel.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2012, 11:08:30 AM »
Squirrels in your attic

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2012, 11:09:34 AM »
Broken fridges in your garage.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2012, 11:38:36 AM »
amount of inbred babies you've aborted

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2012, 12:05:52 PM »
Dogs living under your trailer - and none of them worth a damn

Sorry about the addition Limestone.  I just wanted to clarify things for the coal aggie.  Confused coal aggies are a damn sad thing to see.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2012, 12:08:31 PM »
Number of STDs only found in West Virginia?
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Re: First to 500
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2012, 12:15:03 PM »
Dollars I could buy the entire state of west Virginia for

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #64 on: October 20, 2012, 12:29:29 PM »
   Number of mutations away the average Western Virginian is from not being an inbreed mouth breathing toothless meth addict

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #65 on: October 20, 2012, 12:38:47 PM »
Dogs living under your trailer - and none of them worth a damn

Sorry about the addition Limestone.  I just wanted to clarify things for the coal aggie.  Confused coal aggies are a damn sad thing to see.

Ooh.  I may have misunderstood your post Limestone.  I never thought of them burying/tossing the dead carcasses of their dogs under the trailer.  Sort of a pet cemetery sort of thing.

These coal aggies really confuse me with their primitive ways.  It saddens me to think that a place still exists where the education is so poor things such as education and science are considered a "black art" or the "devil's work." :teardrop

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #66 on: October 20, 2012, 01:10:38 PM »
# of fucks I give about what you think the answer is.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #67 on: October 20, 2012, 02:36:01 PM »
Number of weeds growing in front yard.   :curse:

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2012, 07:30:34 PM »
I know, I know. Let me.

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2012, 07:31:08 PM »
Passing yards?   :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: First to 500
« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2012, 07:31:24 PM »
1st to score 500 in this game??
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Re: First to 500
« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2012, 07:36:44 PM »
Incompletions?