Conference call with NCAA

[Super PurpleCat]

 

[mjrod]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

No, sorry, don't know how to turn off the caps locks there...

Anyone else know?  This guy needs help...

[Trim]

It was so boring I almost started up on Pocket Planes again during it.

[MadCat]

Maybe you could have conferenced ED in on the call. 

[Trim]

Maybe you could have conferenced ED in on the call. 

And get this thing into the jurisdiction of the whole world of america?  eff that.

[Dugout DickStone]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

[Fedor]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

[J]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

THEY HAVE ME ON A MIX OF OXYTOCIN, METH, AND COCAINE. I CAN LITERALLY ONLY SEE IN FRACTALS RIGHT NOW.

THERE ARE GOATS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. DOES THAT HELP?

(I MEAN, YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE GOD DAMN CAPS LOCK BUTTON SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?)

[MadCat]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

Whatever you do, don't hang up the phone and keep talking.  Tell us everything you see, hear, smell, taste or feel.  If someone comes, pretend like you're talking to them only you can't keep from making comments about the blatantly obvious or controlling the volume of your voice.

[asava]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

Whatever you do, don't hang up the phone and keep talking.  Tell us everything you see, hear, smell, taste or feel.  If someone comes, pretend like you're talking to them only you can't keep from making comments about the blatantly obvious or controlling the volume of your voice.

[Mr Bread]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

Whatever you do, don't hang up the phone and keep talking.  Tell us everything you see, hear, smell, taste or feel.  If someone comes, pretend like you're talking to them only you can't keep from making comments about the blatantly obvious or controlling the volume of your voice.

Also, watch your backdoor.  Constantly.  They are just nuts about putting stuff in it. 

[XocolateThundarr]

GUYS THIS A WARNING

I AM CURRENTLY POSTING FROM MY PANTECH T-950 HOLOGRAPHIC CONCEALED WATCH PHONE

LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED BY MEN IN SUITS WITH NCAA STICKERS AND AM CURRENTLY IN HOLDING IN A SECRET FBI TERRORIST CAMP

DELETE OUR HARD DRIVES, BURN YOUR COMPUTERS, BURN YOUR HOUSE, CHANGE YOUR NAME, YOU DO NOT WANT THIS

(NOTE: ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF ON THIS THING?)

We are coming for you.  Sit tight.

Have you been able to see the night sky yet?  What constellations did you see and what were their positions?  We just about have your location pinpointed and we have a response team enroute.

Whatever you do, don't hang up the phone and keep talking.  Tell us everything you see, hear, smell, taste or feel.  If someone comes, pretend like you're talking to them only you can't keep from making comments about the blatantly obvious or controlling the volume of your voice.