Author Topic: Iowa State proven to be our tiny little bitch once again: ISU Sucks Ass Thread (Read 5370 times)

Pete · « **on:** October 13, 2012, 02:30:00 PM »

When I think of Iowa State, I think of a pile of steaming poop on the chest of Paul Rhoads, as he lays on the ground beneath LHC Bill Snyder.

...laying there with a huge smile on his face, because he's clearly a scat play type guy.

Repulsive.

catzacker · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:34:23 PM »

dogfight

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:35:16 PM »

how sad would it be to be an iowa state fan and know that you will never in your life be as good as kansas state? pretty sad i bet.

_33 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:36:07 PM »

Iowa State is just a really bad team. We played horrible most of the game and still destroyed them at their place. Sad really.

Gooch · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:37:16 PM »

kim carnes · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:37:41 PM »

it was almost like we were trying to lose. like, just get the damn first down colin so i don't have a heart attack

gokatgo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:37:57 PM »

:billdance:ss

Quote from: rick daris on October 13, 2012, 02:35:16 PM

how sad would it be to be an iowa state fan and know that you will never in your life be as good as kansas state? pretty sad i bet.

I know, and you built that erector set jumbotron and still lose

Pete · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM »

I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

_33 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:41:16 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM

I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

Yep, pretty obvious looking at our schemes that we were practicing for WVU all week. Fortunate to have ISU before them. If there's one team you can completely overlook and still win it's ISU.

Gooch · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:43:08 PM »

Quote from: _33 on October 13, 2012, 02:41:16 PM

Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

Yep, pretty obvious looking at our schemes that we were practicing for WVU all week. Fortunate to have ISU before them. If there's one team you can completely overlook and still win it's ISU.

I see your ISU and raise you one KU

_33 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on October 13, 2012, 02:43:08 PM

Quote from: _33 on October 13, 2012, 02:41:16 PM
Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

Yep, pretty obvious looking at our schemes that we were practicing for WVU all week. Fortunate to have ISU before them. If there's one team you can completely overlook and still win it's ISU.
I see your ISU and raise you one KU

Well, at least KU has beaten us in the past half decade. Can't even remember the last time ISU gave us a game.

daBish7 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:45:14 PM »

My favorite part was when they sucked our ass

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:45:46 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM

I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

i personally couldn't care less if we beat them by two or two hundred. the takeaway here is that we are better than them and always will be and both parties know it. beating them by a bunch would just be showing off and rubbing their noses in it. kind of like stealing someones girlfriend and then punching them in the stomach for good measure. i say we just steal their girlfriend and leave the poor saps alone. i almost feel sorry for them.

Pete · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:49:01 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on October 13, 2012, 02:45:46 PM

Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

i personally couldn't care less if we beat them by two or two hundred. the takeaway here is that we are better than them and always will be and both parties know it. beating them by a bunch would just be showing off and rubbing their noses in it. kind of like stealing someones girlfriend and then punching them in the stomach for good measure. i say we just steal their girlfriend and leave the poor saps alone. i almost feel sorry for them.

Ya, I totally agree.

Cept, I'd add that we steal their girl friend, knock her up, then dump her, then she goes crawling back to ISU, and ISU totally takes her back and raises the kid as his own and has zero idea that it's our kid despite the fact that it looks just like us and hates him.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:49:38 PM »

So glad Pete didn't die

cvmcat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:52:08 PM »

Another round of dashed super bowl dreams.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2012, 02:53:52 PM »

Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:49:01 PM

Quote from: rick daris on October 13, 2012, 02:45:46 PM
Quote from: Pete on October 13, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I wish we would start to not take a win for granted. We could beat them by a hundred if we weren't so cocky knowing that we will always beat them.

i personally couldn't care less if we beat them by two or two hundred. the takeaway here is that we are better than them and always will be and both parties know it. beating them by a bunch would just be showing off and rubbing their noses in it. kind of like stealing someones girlfriend and then punching them in the stomach for good measure. i say we just steal their girlfriend and leave the poor saps alone. i almost feel sorry for them.

Ya, I totally agree.

Cept, I'd add that we steal their girl friend, knock her up, then dump her, then she goes crawling back to ISU, and ISU totally takes her back and raises the kid as his own and has zero idea that it's our kid despite the fact that it looks just like us and hates him.

Do you talk from experience!?

KITNfury · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »

The funniest part is that they actually thought they had a chance when, in fact, they had 0% chance to win.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:22:09 PM »

from what i hear, old people poops are even more offensive than normal people poops.

yuck

JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:24:29 PM »

LOL just had a funny thought you guys. Daniel Sams vs. Jared Barnett 2013 BSFS

ew2x4 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:25:21 PM »

moral victory

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:28:40 PM »

Just got a text from ISU fan janitor: "we win bitch"

He was talking about covering the spread when we took a knee instead of kicking a sure thing 23 yarder. LOLz guys. I replied "OMFG"

CHONGS · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:33:12 PM »

guys this is gonna cost us in ORCHID and ChIRP

Gooch · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:38:56 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on October 13, 2012, 03:33:12 PM

guys this is gonna cost us in ORCHID and ChIRP

BS rankings anyways

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:43:38 PM »

Remember when we fumbled that punt, just so they could get their hopes up, and then we were like JK, and took the ball right back. Felt kinda mean to get them all excited, but I think it was worth it for the laugh.

Author Topic: Iowa State proven to be our tiny little bitch once again: ISU Sucks Ass Thread (Read 5370 times)

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