Iowa: a place so unimportant only vowels are used in its name

[Super PurpleCat]

And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.

[drunkenclone]

Sorry to poke holes in your logic but isn't there 3 vowels in Iowa?

[Super PurpleCat]

I suppose if you speak in a manner where your lips smack together when pronouncing W then you would be right.

But speaking with spit bubbles on the corners of your mouth is a surefire way to keep Gameday from coming to your town.

 

[JohnnyJohnson]

And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.

You're fuckin dumb. Stupid flood kitty

[yoga-like_abana]

jesus hopefully the k-state fighting wild wild cats football team doesn't stoop to their opponents low level like a lot of the posters on this site have.

[Super PurpleCat]

Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.

[drunkenclone]

Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.

You should be careful with that hard "K" sound. Sounds pretty close to male genitals coming out of your mouth.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

And only four of them.

Seriously, you're only one puff of breath away from naming the place "Ugh".

What a total loser school.

You're fuckin dumb. Stupid flood kitty

So very proud of JJ tonite!!!  Learned the proper use of "your/you're" from big brother this eve...

 

[EMAWmeister]

Nothing beats a hard consonant like a strong K

Especially when it's the leading letter in your state name.

Come get some, Ugh.

You should be careful with that hard "K" sound. Sounds pretty close to male genitals coming out of your mouth.

homophobeaggy

[CloneBroChill]

 

[GoodForAnother]

Sorry to poke holes in your logic but isn't there 3 vowels in Iowa?

someone missed composition 1 and 2, or took it from a shitty professor at iowa state

[Stevesie60]

Iowa State fans don't even know what vowels are!

[Super PurpleCat]

Iowa State fans don't even know what vowels are!

But they put one on their helmets!  Prob not even aware of it either.

And they paired it up with "STATE".  Where do they get off trying to ape the smooth-as-butter phrase such as "K-STATE"?  With a vowel?  "I-STATE"?  It's just a bunch of noise.  Pronouncing that is like walking up to a microphone and blowing magic bubbles with a wand like a kid.  A bunch of buildup with no release.  A crescendo without resolution.  So fitting for them, and yet so frustrating to have to witness.

[drunkenclone]

But they put one on their helmets!  Prob not even aware of it either.

And they paired it up with "STATE".  Where do they get off trying to ape the smooth-as-butter phrase such as "K-STATE"?  With a vowel?  "I-STATE"?  It's just a bunch of noise.  Pronouncing that is like walking up to a microphone and blowing magic bubbles with a wand like a kid.  A bunch of buildup with no release.  A crescendo without resolution.  So fitting for them, and yet so frustrating to have to witness.

Ha that is pretty good. You haven't even hit on how hard the football team is to watch yet.

[CNS]

really missing bye week

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[8manpick]

 

How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?

[wes mantooth]

really missing bye week

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these guys make me long for combo fanning time in the summer

[Rage Against the McKee]

Vowel smack: better, worse, or equivalent to the smack Mask will end up coming up with?

[Super PurpleCat]

Vowel smack: better, worse, or equivalent to the smack Mask will end up coming up with?

I will def not make a video so no begging kthx.   

['taterblast]

 

How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?

as many times as it takes, 8mp. AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES

[8manpick]

 

How many times are you retards going to post this shitty video?

as many times as it takes, 8mp. AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES

Hmm... didn't take this time

[clonefan]

 

ill take that video and raise you one thats even worse

[XocolateThundarr]

Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...

[CloneBroChill]

Will you Clonetards please use the service that is being advertised on your crap website?  We don't need any more of you mouth breathing mongloids roaming through the cornfields...

*mongoloids ......This bad grammar and spelling shouldn't be too surprising coming from the Kansas public school system...

[OldAssSynder]

Yall niggas be TRIPPIN.