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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2012, 12:30:30 AM »
Showering at night may be the worst common place idea I've ever heard. I have to take a shower in the morning not matter what to 1. wake up 2. not feel like a dirty homeless person all day. There's been times when I've gotten home at 3-4 in the morning from a concert or something and taken a shower, woken up a couple hours later and showered again. If I don't shower in the morning, boy, my whole day is in a funk.

Me to, sometimes I end up taking 2 or 3 showers in a 24 hour period. If I dont take a shower before work I feel disgusting.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2012, 12:38:48 AM »
I find that shaving before I shower makes getting excess shaving cream off my face, out of my hair (?) easier.


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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #77 on: October 03, 2012, 12:52:37 AM »
I find that shaving before I shower makes getting excess shaving cream off my face, out of my hair (?) easier.

i shave in the shower, and then do a spot check in the mirror after without cream.
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #78 on: October 03, 2012, 08:08:16 AM »
Shaving before you shower is better for your skin.  But there's no way I trust myself with a razor when I'm half asleep before I shower.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #79 on: October 03, 2012, 09:51:32 AM »
dlew uses body wash before shampoo, what an idiot

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #80 on: October 03, 2012, 10:01:32 AM »
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #81 on: October 03, 2012, 10:10:04 AM »
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #82 on: October 03, 2012, 10:12:30 AM »
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #83 on: October 03, 2012, 10:13:27 AM »
Does anybody here use conditioner before shampoo? Just curious.
Why would you want to condition your hair before cleaning it?

I don't know. I'm just curious if anybody on this board actually does that.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #84 on: October 03, 2012, 10:28:12 AM »
Guys, dlew probably waxes his car before he sprays the bird crap off!  :lol:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #85 on: October 03, 2012, 10:49:03 AM »
Guys, dlew probably waxes his car before he sprays the bird crap off!  :lol:
:confused: I shave before I shower, but I wash my face with hot soapy water first...I'm not an animal.
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #86 on: October 03, 2012, 08:25:17 PM »
Canada has lots of water guys.  Shower away.
in the future you can send your grandkiddies to a crazy easy war w/ Canada.  I mean, it's Canada.  They'll probably just give us their water anyway. 
Showers are great for morning reflection.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #87 on: October 03, 2012, 11:05:49 PM »
I turn the shower head to massage lazer beam and shave in the shower. the laser beam blasts my man hair off the razor head with ease.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2012, 10:31:53 AM »
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2012, 10:34:25 AM »
I remember one of my PB's yelling at a pledge to go get him a 5 gallon bucket so he could poop in the shower.   :sdeek:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #90 on: October 04, 2012, 10:36:09 AM »
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:

I agree with all of this.
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #91 on: October 04, 2012, 10:41:37 AM »
Showering at night is the absolute best.

You know what else is the absolute best? Showering in the morning.

Also, showering with a beer before you go out.

Also, taking a super cold shower after a hot day outside, but then you get cold so you start to heat things up. By the time you get out of that shower, the water is super hot, boy, and you forget that it's like 110 degrees outside.

Also, showering when super hung over 100% turns into napping in the shower for about an hour.  :sdeek:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #92 on: October 04, 2012, 01:14:25 PM »
Showering gets rid of precious pheromones.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #93 on: October 04, 2012, 01:47:15 PM »
Showering gets rid of precious pheromones.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #94 on: January 17, 2013, 09:52:04 AM »
Quick question here guys... How deep are you able to stick a Q-tip in your ears when you clean them?  Was talking with a friend when he said he sticks half the Q-tip in. I was all :sdeek: no way. Couldn't believe it until i saw it. I get like 3/4 an inch at best.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #95 on: January 17, 2013, 09:53:42 AM »
Quick question here guys... How deep are you able to stick a Q-tip in your ears when you clean them?  Was talking with a friend when he said he sticks half the Q-tip in. I was all :sdeek: no way. Couldn't believe it until i saw it. I get like 3/4 an inch at best.

Is he weird, or am i? tia

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Re: Navy shower
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #97 on: January 17, 2013, 10:02:54 AM »
Your friend is def weird WW. 

Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #98 on: January 17, 2013, 10:04:37 AM »
ok. thought so. He's actually a lurker/posters on here...hoping he sees this so he can defend himself
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2013, 10:05:55 AM »
Kind of OT what is the best tooth paste for an emaw trying to keep their teeth elite?  I've always used Crest mint with baking soda and peroxide.   Am I doing it wrong?  TIA

make your own toothpaste with coconut oil, mint extract, and driveway salt.