Author Topic: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown (Read 530836 times)

'taterblast · « **Reply #4650 on:** July 01, 2016, 01:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 01, 2016, 01:53:18 PM

Quote from: 'taterblast on July 01, 2016, 01:51:37 PM
i'm not even sure that's a toilet (is it? i have no idea) i thought it was stupid even if she was just taking a picture of her kid chilling in the living room and announcing to facebook that he pissed in a toilet.

it is. and you get to take it and clean it out after they make boom boom! how fun!

yeah no thanks. #teamrealtoilet

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4651 on:** July 01, 2016, 01:55:12 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on July 01, 2016, 01:51:29 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 01, 2016, 01:50:52 PM
That kid is huge to just now be learning to use a toilet
Bad genes.

Either really bad or really good. Maybe he will end up in the NBA or something.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #4652 on:** July 01, 2016, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 01, 2016, 01:52:25 PM

I mean..... still with this trash?

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FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE… PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY.
I did not want to pay!

This is very 2007

meow meow · « **Reply #4653 on:** July 01, 2016, 03:04:39 PM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on July 01, 2016, 02:12:23 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on July 01, 2016, 01:52:25 PM
I mean..... still with this trash?

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FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE… PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY.
I did not want to pay!
This is very 2007

i'm gonna steal that and see if I can get anyone to like it, share it, or paste it on their status.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4654 on:** July 06, 2016, 11:03:04 AM »

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Aging things I expected, was prepared for emotionally (yes, it's emotional) and have accepted:
-laugh lines
-changed metabolism
-slower recovery

This other crap is sneaky and I'm mad at it:
-angry forehead lines
-weird neck skin
-droopy taters
Tell me I'm not alone. I need a support group.

droopy taters

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4655 on:** July 06, 2016, 11:05:53 AM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4656 on:** July 06, 2016, 11:11:10 AM »

I guess I'm not old

slobber · « **Reply #4657 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:50:05 PM »

Are taters boobs?

Royals aren't gonna win 'em all

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4658 on:** July 06, 2016, 12:57:31 PM »

Quote from: slobber on July 06, 2016, 12:50:05 PM

Are taters boobs?

Royals aren't gonna win 'em all

Testicles I would assume.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4659 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:10:10 PM »

slobs is correct

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4660 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:10:34 PM »

Well how embarrassing.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4661 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:13:18 PM »

Taters aren't boobs, good grief smdh

mocat · « **Reply #4662 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:16:13 PM »

In this context they clearly are.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4663 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:19:02 PM »

I believe taters is derived from tatas, which are boobs.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4664 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:26:33 PM »

If you refer to your boobs as taters then drooping is the least of your boob problems

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4665 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:28:47 PM »

A tater by any other name will droop as low.

slobber · « **Reply #4666 on:** July 06, 2016, 03:30:13 PM »

I am guessing her boobs are big and saggy like a sack of potatoes. If they were small and pointy, she seems like the type of person that would have worked in a "dirt missiles" reference.

Royals aren't gonna win 'em all

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4667 on:** July 06, 2016, 03:33:14 PM »

I'm not completely sure it's a woman posting after seeing that photo of Will in the hoops twitter thread. His taters are near his belly button now.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #4668 on:** July 12, 2016, 10:39:38 AM »

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Can't believe I'll be 30 in 3 months
Want a big dirty 30 party gonna have a dirty 3 party eff YA!!!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4669 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:01:06 PM »

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You know you're an older dad when your baby is wakened by the sound of your bones creaking. ?#?truestory?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4670 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:02:20 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4671 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:04:30 PM »

Lol, I liked that one cf3

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4672 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:05:54 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on July 12, 2016, 05:02:20 PM

I agreed with that meme before they scratched everything out.

KITNfury · « **Reply #4673 on:** July 13, 2016, 07:17:43 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on July 12, 2016, 05:05:54 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on July 12, 2016, 05:02:20 PM

I agreed with that meme before they scratched everything out.

You sexist uncle Tom!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4674 on:** July 13, 2016, 08:48:56 AM »

Former marine

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Joe Buck, Pete Rose, Hillary Clinton--eff, marry & kill.....go