Here ya go....
Aaron: hey kid
Unruly:hello
A: how have you been man
U: not too bad. yourself?
A: eh heading back home tomorrow... going to be there for about a month
U: word, im heading back to KS tomorrow as well
A: yeah im in ks right now... cant wait to leave this shithole for a while
U: heh, its not as bad as you think
A: eh maybe not... had to get a whole bunch of paperwork and crap from my grandma ... man the first thing im going to do when I get over there is go to the old bath house
U: sounds fun
A: eff yeah man... back in the day my brothers used to take me there... right before I came over here...man back in the day it was a free for all man... we used to go on Friday night and it was like a giant orgy man... then there was a room where you could order just about any drug you wanted and trip out and crap all night...
A: used to go there pretty much every weekend with my older brothers.... my oldest one came over here when I did and now hes a museum curator
U: wild time indeed
A: then they used to have these drugs they used to call "snajech" which means "popping sound" in czech.... they came in little bottles and you sniff them... make you horny as eff dude
A: the closest thing I can compare them too is when kids go an sniff the gas that comes out of whipped topping cans
A: they have them over here also man... my one buddys got like a million little bottles ...
U: yeah, never heard of those. they do sound pretty wild
A: yeah they sell them at "adult bookstores" as either room deodorizer or video head cleaner... its amyl nitrite... the only drug you cant take with sniffing them is Viagra... if you take Viagra and then sniff them, you will have a heart attack.... had a buddy of mine do that a couple years ago
A: both of them lower your blood pressure and it will get too low
U: that sounds like the opposite of a good time
A: yeah man... dude man my one buddy brings them over and man those things makeyou want to eff
A: you don't do crazy crap like that now do you kid
U: nah. havent adventured down that road yet
A: really man
A: now im not condoning it, but if you ever want to see what drugs are what, just ask me... I want to be a factoter where the kids can be like oh what does acid do? and im like let me show you
U: alright, ill holla at you when I want to go on an adventure
A: hahaha ok....
A: I got fired from dillons because they said I was a health hazard.... had the last laugh though... was like yeah gary, you don't remember me do you? I went to school with your sons... why don't you ask them why my nicknamses in high school were ronster the monster or horse or donkey or some crap like that... then I told him if he was like his sons he better use his management position to compensate for what he didn't have in his pants
U: a bold move
A: eff I didn't care... I thought it was funny... I was like yeah man my buddies have been telling me to use what I got and not be ashamed... used to try to hide what I had but now im kind of a douchebag about it... I go cruising up at the park man..... I put on tight pants and ride my velocipede out there and while I may be a douche, im the most popular guy up there
A: im not sayingthat to brag...
U: lol no its cool
A: yeah man I got tons of stories about that kind of crap man
What is your favorite part?
I think when he mentioned that his brother is a museum curator.