Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated

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How's everyone doing this evening?

[Cire]

JFC beems

[Kuts Nicked]

Beemer is a strange character. Expects an EMAW forum to be all respective to B. Seff, his mistress, his bastard child, and the squawks. Hopefully we can all enjoy his masterful coaching and man-whoring next year while watching the 76ers and forget about this whole 46-3 nonsense. Love you.

[Dugout DickStone]

Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

I enjoy your self righteous indignation at all of this.  Meanwhile, I am headed to the phog to read another "just wait until Bill dies" post

This.  And the "we are mad at the eff ku chant but the resonating Bullshit chant by every ku fan on monday was totally classy" thread.

[420seriouscat69]

He's been around goEMAW long enough to know what to expect. He's only doing it to himself if he can't control his rage. 'Grats on dominating us in bball, beems. Sorry it burns self is leaving and getting every filly pregnant in Lawrence. 

[purplepower419]

Self wont leave Lawrence because his mentor, Larry Brown wont let him. Larry did the EXACT same thing and has long maintained that leaving Lawrence was a serious mistake. Just saying The Salty Iguana will be running around Larrytown for years to cum. Sorry I cant spell.

[Pete]

Not joking, almost every KU fan I know is gossiping about the status of Bill and Cindy.

Not joking.

[Havs]

That moment where, despite our inability to win games on the road, I brag about the incredible relationship between Fred and Carol Hoiberg.

#IStateo

 

[Pete]

That moment where, despite our inability to win games on the road, I brag about the incredible relationship between Fred and Carol Hoiberg.

#IStateo

 

I am not giving up on Bill and Cindy yet.  I've known some crazy deals work out for the best.

[420seriouscat69]

In this economy, you don't leave a stable thing (bill makes 3 mill a yr). Question is, will bill push her out? 

[EMAWmeister]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

[Havs]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

With a voice like his, you have to wonder if his wife is really a dude or not...

#ThingsIReallyDidntWantToThinkAbout

[bones129]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

With a voice like his, you have to wonder if his wife is really a dude or not...

#ThingsIReallyDidntWantToThinkAbout

 

[420seriouscat69]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

[bones129]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Nice one, fanning. If your latest post on this issue doesn't capture the essence of the Self matter, nothing ever will. Congratulations, sir. Very well done.

[EMAWmeister]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Even if it was snyder that this were about, I just can't possibly see myself getting so personally invested to fight back against rumors on a message board.

[420seriouscat69]

oscar Weber's relationship is very, very low on the list of things I give a eff about.

Nobody gives a crap about him. #Science. However, this is Bill rough ridin' Self, stud Casanova that keeps the heart beating at lil bro's school. We can shoo away a few mosquitos,  but you can't retract a rough ridin' shamu at sea world!

Even if it was snyder that this were about, I just can't possibly see myself getting so personally invested to fight back against rumors on a message board.

Well ya, he's about to die (according to phog). However, you're kidding yourself that they're wouldn't be 25+  pages on this at the other site if roles were reversed. I just wanna make sure we get to the bottom of this before he leaves. Just for sakes.

[puniraptor]

I would be mildly surprised to learn that Snyder wasn't completely asexual, but that's about it.

[POWL]

i questioned where Cindy has been lately and if she is upset on the phog......this is what came in my inbox

 

From:DoctorHolliday
Subject:Cindy Self is at every home game
Sent:2/12/2013 2:41 PM CST
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I'm there, every home game, I know where she sits, and she's there every game.

You make one more post on this subject and your ass is banned.  You're already on real thin ice around here anyway.  So just go ahead and do it.  I'd like nothing better than to run you off.

That's your only warning.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Pete]

I can tell you for a fact that the entire KU volleyball team gossips openly about the rumors.

[POWL]

guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there

[PatFussy]

Hey guys,

Sorry for the late update.  I didn’t hear from my bro until late after he got off.  Unfortunately, he didn’t have much more info.  Nobody got a photo…but the waiter did get his autograph for what it’s worth.  And I guess Bill actually wrote “Happy Valentine’s Day, Eric” with his autograph.  LOL…what a douche.

He said him and his wife seemed completely normal…so I duno.  We talked about how they are trying to keep the whole situation behind closed doors to cut down on distraction, then again we said why would mrs. Self got to such lengths to make things appear ‘normal’ between the two if Bill did knock up some coed?  I duno…I hope rumors are true, but my bro said things looked pretty civil last night.

Maybe Bill is paying his wife off to keep her mouth shut…lol…ugh, I duno. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

guys........
how should i reply to doc holiday's email............make it good......prolly be the last thing i say over there

Paging Dr. Blumpkin!!!

[420seriouscat69]

Hey guys,

Sorry for the late update.  I didn’t hear from my bro until late after he got off.  Unfortunately, he didn’t have much more info.  Nobody got a photo…but the waiter did get his autograph for what it’s worth.  And I guess Bill actually wrote “Happy Valentine’s Day, Eric” with his autograph.  LOL…what a douche.

He said him and his wife seemed completely normal…so I duno.  We talked about how they are trying to keep the whole situation behind closed doors to cut down on distraction, then again we said why would mrs. Self got to such lengths to make things appear ‘normal’ between the two if Bill did knock up some coed?  I duno…I hope rumors are true, but my bro said things looked pretty civil last night.

Maybe Bill is paying his wife off to keep her mouth shut…lol…ugh, I duno. 

If there's one thing KU is big bro at, it's sweeping crap under the rug. #BITFB