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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #100 on: February 13, 2013, 11:27:24 AM »
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?

Wheat.

That's good. I was thinking something like Hawk, but it's good to have an outsider's perspective. Wheat is better.

Yeah I thought it was more in line with Snow, Storm, Rivers, Sand, etc.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #101 on: February 13, 2013, 11:30:15 AM »
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #102 on: February 13, 2013, 11:30:51 AM »
If Lawrence were in Westeros, what would Bill's bastard's last name be?
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #103 on: February 13, 2013, 11:46:58 AM »


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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #105 on: February 13, 2013, 12:01:11 PM »
I heard about this before I saw it on any message board from KU fans.  I PM'ed others to verify if they have heard the same.  This would be an awful rumor to start.

Also I heard long before KU curb stomped us Monday night.  This rumor was not started by butthurt fans.

Yep. It's all over Lawrence.  Though, one guy I went to high school with played football at KU, and claims to have asked "someone" in the athletic department about the rumors and they said that they are not true.  So, there you go!

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #106 on: February 13, 2013, 12:48:31 PM »
46-3 is just killing you guys.  I mean I'm sure it sucks getting your asses kicked year in and year out by big bro, but making up nasty rumors about our coach and his family?  I wish I could say that this was a new low, but it's just another resume builder for the trashiest fanbase in the Big 12.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2013, 03:51:51 PM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

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Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #108 on: February 13, 2013, 04:44:49 PM »
I heard about this before I saw it on any message board from KU fans.  I PM'ed others to verify if they have heard the same.  This would be an awful rumor to start.

Also I heard long before KU curb stomped us Monday night.  This rumor was not started by butthurt fans.

Yep. It's all over Lawrence.  Though, one guy I went to high school with played football at KU, and claims to have asked "someone" in the athletic department about the rumors and they said that they are not true.  So, there you go!

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #109 on: February 13, 2013, 04:58:23 PM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either. 
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #110 on: February 13, 2013, 05:01:15 PM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #111 on: February 13, 2013, 06:09:12 PM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

His private practice for mumped up kids of divorced wealthy parents probably does quite well
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Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #112 on: February 13, 2013, 11:11:47 PM »
Dr. Blumpster's diagnosis: chronic adolescent precociousness.


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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #113 on: February 13, 2013, 11:17:57 PM »


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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #114 on: February 13, 2013, 11:24:44 PM »
I'll bet KSUblumpkin makes bank treating kids with bad person fathers like Self.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2013, 11:37:56 PM »
 :bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon
 

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #116 on: February 14, 2013, 01:07:32 AM »
:bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon
maybe that is why 98 happened.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #117 on: February 14, 2013, 08:36:32 AM »
:bill: was/is a bad father, but at least does not cheat on Sharon

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #118 on: February 14, 2013, 10:08:18 AM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

Agreed.  I can't lie though, it is pretty good for my bank account.  ****KSUBlumpkin points to nuts****

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #119 on: February 14, 2013, 10:11:40 AM »
god i really hope blumpkin is actually a doctor

I am.  I received my PhD last year.  Just finished my Post Doc in the land of the fatties (Iowa).  I studied the influence of marital relationship status trajectories on adolescent precocious life events and mental/physical health.  I'm not kidding either.
What a rough ridin' waste of time and effort.

Agreed.  I can't lie though, it is pretty good for my bank account.  ****KSUBlumpkin points to nuts****

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #120 on: February 14, 2013, 10:12:45 AM »
I'll bet KSUblumpkin makes bank treating kids with bad person fathers like Self.

Exactly.  I may use this very strategy to figure out a way to motor boat Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife.  Operation KSUBlumpkin's face between Bill Self's ex-wife's jugs officially begins today.  I may have to call in some favors, but I can use the children's depression from the divorce as potentially "thrusting" material moving forward.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #121 on: February 14, 2013, 10:25:44 AM »
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #122 on: February 14, 2013, 10:30:00 AM »
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?

Well, it sounds like they are about to get a new daddy Blumpkin.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #123 on: February 14, 2013, 10:35:07 AM »
what were the findings?  what's going to happen to seff's kids?

Divorce early in the life of an adolescent (between 4-10) wasn't so bad due to the timing of the divorce.  These children were less likely to be 16 and preggers.  However, divorce during puberty or after led to eroded mental/physical health and increased the probability of dropping out of school.  Bill Self's kids are now at an increased likelihood to smoke bath salts and eat the faces off of people.  Pro-tip: I know Bill Self has a daughter and she is now 50 times more likely to have one night stands.  She may be at an increased risk for STDs, however, so protect your boy.

If Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife has several new "pool boys", the effect of the kids is devastating and they could see lows never seen (such as following Iowa State).

In all seriousness, the effects will probably be minimal due to the SES level of the family.  Therapy is critical going forward (both individual and family level therapy).
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #124 on: February 14, 2013, 11:17:36 AM »
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