Author Topic: Rank The Snakes (Read 7606 times)

steve dave · « **on:** September 21, 2012, 12:34:11 PM »

Meanest: Pit Viper
Best Looking: Coral Snake
Fastest: Sidewinder
Fattest: Python
Most Intelligent: Timber Rattle Snake
Smelliest: Garden (sp?) Snake
Toughest: Bull Snake
Most Deadly: The Black Mamba
Slimiest: Water Moccasin

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:34:59 PM »

most disgusting: ALL rough ridin' SNAKES, EW GET AWAY FROM ME.

sys · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:38:56 PM »

steve dave is a nazi. end thread.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM »

which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

mocat · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:42:49 PM »

Least number of eyes:

Best wrestler:

Best toy model I built when I was a kid:

Most fun:

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:44:27 PM »

most boring: burmese python

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:45:03 PM »

Asp
or
a Boomslang

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:45:20 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM

which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

easy. boa. also, i have a family of garter (sp?) snakes living in my window well. there were three of them there last week!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:45:42 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM

which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:46:42 PM »

what do you guys think of Belcher’s Sea Snake? should probably be classified as a fish?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:48:31 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 12:45:42 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?

Choke it.

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:49:46 PM »

funniest: hog nosed snake

hemmy · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:53:37 PM »

Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:57:36 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on September 21, 2012, 12:53:37 PM

Best Snake with a movie named after it: Anaconda.

no, Cobra

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:58:01 PM »

which cobra is best? seems like the Egyptian Cobra is the most pud of all cobras.

DQ12 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:07:48 PM »

King snake eats other snakes

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:08:11 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 21, 2012, 01:07:48 PM

King snake eats other snakes

link?

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:09:13 PM »

Quote

Lampropeltis means "shiny shield" (from Greek ???????, "shine" + ?????, "small shield"), a name given to them in reference to their dorsal scales. The majority of kingsnakes have quite vibrant patterns on their skins. Kingsnakes use constriction to kill their prey and tend to be opportunistic when it comes to their diet; they will eat other snakes (ophiophagy), including venomous snakes, lizards, rodents, birds and eggs. The common kingsnake is known to be immune to the venom of other snakes and to eat rattlesnakes, but is not necessarily immune to the venom of snakes from different localities. The "king" in the name (as with the king cobra) references its taste for other snakes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingsnake

DQ12 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:09:26 PM »

FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:10:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 21, 2012, 12:48:31 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 12:45:42 PM
Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 12:40:32 PM
which snake would you rather have to fight? boa constrictor who has you beat with it's strength or a venomous eastern brown snake who's poisonous as crap?

I don't know I would have a chance against either but probably the poisonous one because I might get lucky. I am almost certain it is impossible to kill a big boa constrictor. Poke the eff out of its eyes maybe?

Choke it.

No way you're choking a boa. It would choke you while you tried

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:10:32 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 21, 2012, 01:09:26 PM

FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.

yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"

DQ12 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on September 21, 2012, 01:10:32 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 21, 2012, 01:09:26 PM
FWIW i knew that off the top of my head.

yep, same, read it as a child, always thought "king snakes are the good guys of snakes"

I always found it a little tragic.

Seems like snake on snake crime could be preventable.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:13:07 PM »

I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:18:28 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:13:07 PM

I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain

and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin

ChiComCat · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:20:43 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 21, 2012, 01:18:28 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 21, 2012, 01:13:07 PM
I'd like to see a king cobra eating a king snake eating a rattle snake eating a mouse eating a piece of grain

and then an old lady swallowing the king cobra, could make this a nursery rhyme and make tons of coin

The King Cobra would rip the old lady's face off and nobody would tell it. Get real yla. And I still want to hear Bread tell me why he thinks he could choke a boa. Get real Mr. Bread.

This thread is so full of liars.