Coworker quotes

[IPA4Me]

Oh, will there still be a spanking in the supply closet for the guilty?

[OK_Cat]

new job (fanning brag?) and the co-workers here are way too normal.  no crazy people/opinions yet.  kind of a bummer, really.  i mean, it's oklahoma and nobody hates black people (yet?)

['taterblast]

stud/boss coworker in the break room...

"big game on thursday, huh? chiefs? gonna go to buffalo wild wings.... tear it up."

[Tobias]

stud/boss coworker in the break room...

"big game on thursday, huh? chiefs? gonna go to buffalo wild wings.... tear it up."

i would pay to hear audio of this

['taterblast]

stud/boss coworker in the break room...

"big game on thursday, huh? chiefs? gonna go to buffalo wild wings.... tear it up."

i would pay to hear audio of this

it was so awesome.

[jtksu]

No serious punishment.  Seems to kinda leave the door open there...

Just make sure you're silent.

[KCFDcat]

one of my co-workers hasn't talked to me for a month because I bought a chevy truck instead of a dodge.

not technically a quote, but still v strange.

[Mr Bread]

one of my co-workers hasn't talked to me for a month because I bought a chevy truck instead of a dodge.

not technically a quote, but still v strange.

What's his beef with chevy?

[jtksu]

one of my co-workers hasn't talked to me for a month because I bought a chevy truck instead of a dodge.

not technically a quote, but still v strange.

What's his beef with chevy?

Does he sell Dodges or something?

[KCFDcat]

one of my co-workers hasn't talked to me for a month because I bought a chevy truck instead of a dodge.

not technically a quote, but still v strange.

What's his beef with chevy?

Does he sell Dodges or something?

nope, just likes em I guess. obvs is a very odd dude. 

[Mr Bread]

one of my co-workers hasn't talked to me for a month because I bought a chevy truck instead of a dodge.

not technically a quote, but still v strange.

What's his beef with chevy?

Does he sell Dodges or something?

nope, just likes em I guess. obvs is a very odd dude. 

I think you're better off without him.  I mean if he'll turn his back on you over automotive brand loyalty then he was never really there for you to begin with. 

[felix rex]

"I didn't mean to start an uproar*, I just think it's philosophically dishonest and borderline disrespectful (given what we do) to name a conference room after Ghandi*."

1) yeah he did
2) yeah he misspelled it

[KCFDcat]

"I didn't mean to start an uproar*, I just think it's philosophically dishonest and borderline disrespectful (given what we do) to name a conference room after Ghandi*."

1) yeah he did
2) yeah he misspelled it

what is it that you do?

[felix rex]

Absolutely nothing that would be disrespectful to Gandhi, other than interactions with military types I suppose (and the Syria thing, but who's to say where Gandhi would land on that one?)

[jtksu]

"I didn't mean to start an uproar*, I just think it's philosophically dishonest and borderline disrespectful (given what we do) to name a conference room after Ghandi*."

1) yeah he did
2) yeah he misspelled it

what is it that you do?

You gotta check out this thread, it's one of my faves.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=19682.0

[Kat Kid]

stud/boss coworker in the break room...

"big game on thursday, huh? chiefs? gonna go to buffalo wild wings.... tear it up."

At first I wanted to believe that I know who this was. 

Then I realized I didn't.  Because then it would mean there are even more stud/bosses out there.

[3maw]

Currently going on a huge rant about how no one will buy electric cars, especially from Tesla.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/08/07/tesla-stock/2627739/

mush this guy hard:

http://www.valuewalk.com/2013/09/tesla-motors-inc-tsla-supercharger-in-u-s/

has he not heard of instant torque?

['taterblast]

stud/boss coworker in the break room...

"big game on thursday, huh? chiefs? gonna go to buffalo wild wings.... tear it up."

At first I wanted to believe that I know who this was. 

Then I realized I didn't.  Because then it would mean there are even more stud/bosses out there.

he is the best, and he calls me "Emaw" (he's an iowa guy)

[michigancat]

Indiana coworker: Look at this.

*shows phone w/ picture of a 1970's cheerleader

Me: Cool, what's that?

Indiana: It's my first serious girlfriend. Her husband's gonna come over and kick my ass. I was texting her for about 2 hours last night.

Me: Ummmm, be careful.

Indiana *showing second picture*: And she looks pretty good as an old lady, too.

Me: Ummm

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Was told on friday that I'd have tomorrow off for Columbus Day.

Text I received 14 minutes ago....

Hey- I made a mistake. The market is open tomorrow, I know you had plans but we're going to need you at the office. Sorry

Is this even legal? Can they rough ridin' do this?

[michigancat]

Go to fairtax.org and look it up! I'm serious!

[ChiComCat]

"If crap goes down, I'm not going to hold back" [in reference to attending a funeral]

[Brock Landers]

"If crap goes down, I'm not going to hold back" [in reference to attending a funeral]

Backstory plz.

[ChiComCat]

"If crap goes down, I'm not going to hold back" [in reference to attending a funeral]

Backstory plz.

She is pretty much the most self involved person I've ever met.  The person who passed was her half-sister's husband and she thought the other side of the family was showing up to start crap with her or something.

[Dr Rick Daris]

"If crap goes down, I'm not going to hold back" [in reference to attending a funeral]

Backstory plz.

She is pretty much the most self involved person I've ever met.  The person who passed was her half-sister's husband and she thought the other side of the family was showing up to start crap with her or something.